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What's the matter?
- You know what that is. - Yeah. Yeah.
- You know what that is. - Yeah. Yeah.
Mr. Watson,
Such things I do
So l'm gonna piss and moan like an impotent jerk...
Is it 5?
So you're hard to catch at it.
Such things I do
You fear your anger...
Big.
Do you love me?
You wait for it to grow into a plant...
Now!
You had the cutest little paws.
Do you love me?
I hit it. Yes, I hit it!
Let me give you a little motto I live my life by,
[ Gasps ] One million dollars.
Sandy! White chocolate!
[ Gasps ] One million dollars.
[ Gasps ] One million dollars.
He's a kickass agent, a great wingman...
Kyle.
And you know what, sweetheart?
Next time you want to bullshit me,
Matt?
-What do we do now? -We could hυg.
Flight 209'er, you're cleared for takeoff.
I was this close.
But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
Next time you want to bullshit me,
La la la la
Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy
[woman] Death from above! [Bojack gasps]
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
[Loud roar]
Are you all right?
- Where are you from? - Metro South.
- Chump's rusty bucket? - Quarter taps.
Remember...
"The blossom of the evening"
Peace?
Cough.
A story of greed, sex and murder.
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
You dare disobey your mother?
Let go of your fear, now.
(GASPS) He bit me!
So, what's the etiquette on boners?
I am not an animal!
Look. I'm so moved, I'm crying.
Please be a vampire, please be a vampire.
I've made a huge mistake.
It is a barren wasteland...
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Jesus!
- What day is today? - Friday.
- What day is today? - Friday.
These things have to happen every five, 10 years.
I work with retards.
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me.
Having a kid is great...
A great man!
The toilet doesn't flush.
Yo, girl. Halloween has gotten so commercialized.
You may fire when ready.
You rang?
Trump
That's weird.
That's weird.
Balalala...
Hello!
Savvy?
This is it!
This is it!
Whoomp there it is
Last night I dreamt
So, it's not that hard for me to give him...