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Someone fetch me my stress blankie.
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Someone fetch me my stress blankie.
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich
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Just checking in. Listen, Ray, I wanted to see
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich
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Andre' "Poodle" Lussier, defense.
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Not Poodle!
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Man, get that lined up.
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I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you.
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Gilfoyle, servers are essentially a utility.
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It's not tipping I believe in.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Happy birthday
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It's just in our blood, y'all, and I love it.
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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You know what happens to men who go looking for blood?
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You're right. Absolutely right.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen--
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Hi, Jason!
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Hi, Jason!
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Okay. You have a good weekend.
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I know you'll do us proud. You know why?
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Wow. I was so young.
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- You've dropped your rock. - Test of manhood.
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- You've dropped your rock. - Test of manhood.
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Foofie.
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Son, you get your rest. You have a big day tomorrow.
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You used to call this foofie.
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Wow. I was so young.
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- Easy now. - Watch your step.
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Something's going to happen to you. I don't know what it is,
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In every revolution, there is one man with a vision.
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I submit to you that your Empire is illogical
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I submit to you that your Empire is illogical
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You worship the God of another age.
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You worship the God of another age.
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Nah, buddy, here's the move.
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The guy dancing with Tina?
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-Eat my shorts! -He says, Nevermore.
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-Eat my shorts! -He says, Nevermore.
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What does the diary tell you
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Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist
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This is pure snow. It's everywhere.
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Remember the 'gator that got your hand?
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I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on.
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Kevin's eaten most of the early-19th-century british landscape artists
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A good chat is never time wasted, right?
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I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you.
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What the hell is your problem, Christie?
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Oh, you are just Mr. Sassafras Jeans today.
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Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
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Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
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She has actual coke bottles for glasses.
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He adored Hawaiian Punch.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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Only one word of advice: Avoid the steaming divot!
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There are hearts breaking wide open all over the world tonight.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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Dong! Where is my automobile?
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Oh, no more yankie my wankie.
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We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix.
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It's better than Goofy Golf!
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
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...deadly.
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Four...
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What a throw.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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Who cares?
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Just like your friend,
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Frank's a weak little kid.
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Your wife has quite a sense of humor.
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Hey, Tom.
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You, chump. I want you!
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You ain't so bad!
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Yes! Yeah! Starting defense!
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Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!
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Let's get 'em.
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Slap hands! Slap hands!
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You have to slow down. There's a delay.
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Shelley, you really know all the tricks.
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"Four of us wolves...
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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...looking for strippers and cocaine. "
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"Four of us wolves...
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Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want
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I got this rat...
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that base has to have some kind of thermal oscillator.
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I got a lot of problems with you people...
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Ohh, that's good.
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I want to shred some concrete.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven.
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...I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago.
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I'll have a beer.
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There are two ways a man can be rich in this world.
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Hey, who wants a beer?
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Hey, Beer Pong!
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There are only two things l can't stand in this world:
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Hey, DJ.
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Personality?
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And frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word
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Tell Michael not to let the sauce stick. Keep stirring it.
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