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But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(an hour ago) 0
But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(an hour ago) 0
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience,
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 hours ago) 0
Next time you want to bullshit me,
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 hours ago) 0
La la la la
2 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(5 hours ago) 0
Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(6 hours ago) 0
[woman] Death from above! [Bojack gasps]
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(6 hours ago) 0
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(6 hours ago) 0
[Loud roar]
3 YARN mashup by ZeoGoseiPrime68
(7 hours ago) 0
Are you all right?
14 YARN mashup by ZeoGoseiPrime68
(7 hours ago) 0
I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(8 hours ago) 0
- Where are you from? - Metro South.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(8 hours ago) 0
- Chump's rusty bucket? - Quarter taps.
3 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(9 hours ago) 0
Remember...
5 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(10 hours ago) 0
"The blossom of the evening"
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(10 hours ago) 0
A story of greed, sex and murder.
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(19 hours ago) +1
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(19 hours ago) +1
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(19 hours ago) 0
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(20 hours ago) -1
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(20 hours ago) -1
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
15 YARNs used by rynothedino
(20 hours ago) -1
You dare disobey your mother?
3 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
I'm looking for your foster brother, George.
15 YARNs used by didierdalz
(a day ago) 0
Let go of your fear, now.
4 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
(GASPS) He bit me!
3 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
So, what's the etiquette on boners?
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
Look. I'm so moved, I'm crying.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a day ago) +1
Please be a vampire, please be a vampire.
2 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
It is a barren wasteland...
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a day ago) +1
Boy, that escalated quickly.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a day ago) +1
- What day is today? - Friday.
3 YARNs used by Dianadececco
(a day ago) +1
- What day is today? - Friday.
3 YARNs used by Dianadececco
(a day ago) 0
These things have to happen every five, 10 years.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(a day ago) 0
I work with retards.
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) +1
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me.
14 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Having a kid is great...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
A great man!
4 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
The toilet doesn't flush.
3 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Yo, girl. Halloween has gotten so commercialized.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Train stops first thing tomorrow morning for an hour and 45 minutes...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
You may fire when ready.
5 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
That's weird.
5 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(2 days ago) +1
That's weird.
5 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
Balalala...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(2 days ago) 0
This is it!
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
This is it!
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
- Should we be hysterical? - No!
2 YARNs used by bullfrog117
(3 days ago) +1
So, it's not that hard for me to give him...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) +1
STARK: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?
13 YARNs used by nishanth6396
(3 days ago) 0
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
I think it's great weather for flying kites.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
I wonder if there are any kites around here we can fly.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
Yeah, well, that's different. I mean, that was like...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(3 days ago) 0
Now, I ain't a rich man. You could get a rich man if you tried.
4 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
She's got huge...
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
How much weight do you think I could bench press?
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
Hey, Alex.
4 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
This isn't the Chinatown bus.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
This isn't the Chinatown bus.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
I see you alone, surrounded by enemies.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
I just haven't met anybody who's not self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.
3 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
I just haven't met anybody who's not self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with.
5 YARNs used by Anonymous
(4 days ago) 0
We've swept this place. You've got nothing.
14 YARNs used by nishanth6396
(4 days ago) 0
Mr. President
5 YARN mashup by Anonymous
(5 days ago) 0
I'm sorry.
3 YARNs used by nishanth6396
(5 days ago) +1
There was a young lady from Venus Whose body was shaped like a--
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(5 days ago) 0
- ♪ I'm halfway there - ♪ [Nowhere]
3 YARN mashup by Unclesteve
(5 days ago) 0
- ♪ I'm halfway there - ♪ [Nowhere]
3 YARN mashup by spockosemail
(5 days ago) 0
[MIKE NARRATING] Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(5 days ago) 0
You should see my apartment. There's nothing there.
2 YARNs used by Anonymous
(5 days ago) 0
