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I am cranky. And I have a straw
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I am cranky. And I have a straw
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3.2 secs
There Will Be Blood (2008)
and I have a straw, there it is. That's the straw, you see?
2.6 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E15 Keep รขย€ย˜Em Separated
I like 'em old and cranky with a checkered past.
5.6 secs
Community (2009) - S06E04 Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing
If I have to physically drill into his chest and suck it out with a straw!
2.1 secs
Remember the Titans (2000)
I took a straw poll.
2.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E11 Year of the Rat
I have to puncture a foil pouch with a straw.
1.8 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S01E09 Comedy
Am I just grasping at straws?
2.8 secs
The Heat (2013)
He's choking. I need a knife and a straw, please!
3.6 secs
Roxanne (1987)
Do you have a straw? - I don't, actually. Why?
2.7 secs
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
...I tend to get a little cranky.
3.8 secs
The Mentalist (2008) - S01E20 Drama
A straw tube and, uh, I don't know, religious medal?
3.3 secs
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.
3.9 secs
The Princess and the Frog (2009) Family
Not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky...
1.4 secs
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) - S04E03
I feel cranky.
3.1 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S12E08 The Gang Tends Bar
I can't get a read on him these days. He's just always cranky and irritated.
2.9 secs
The Flintstones (1960) - S01E14 Comedy
I told him she wakes up awful mean and cranky.
2.1 secs
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Could I get a straw, please?
3.5 secs
The Martian (2015)
"And I drew the short straw.
2.5 secs
Breaking Bad (2008) - S05E14 Drama
Oh, I know. You were so wet and so cranky,
3.7 secs
Finding Dory (2016)
That's it! Oh, and I met this septopus, super cranky...
3.3 secs
GLOW (2017) - S01E03 Comedy
I'm cranky, and I don't take criticism well,
3.1 secs
Veep (2012) - S06E04 Justice
Oh, a straw. Yeah, I want a water with a straw.
2 secs
The Money Pit (1986)
I know. I'm just cranky.
2.6 secs
Friends (1994) - S02E06 The One With the Baby on the Bus
You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants.
4.8 secs
GLOW (2017) S01E04 The Dusty Spur
I wore a straw hat and puffy sleeves to school every day for a whole year.
2 secs
The Boss (2016)
that I do have a kid. And I... I am.
1.8 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S05E13
and I'm not a cranky old hag.
4.1 secs
Waking Life (2001)
I don't want a straw, I want real human moments.