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No, thanks. Being a security guard is no joke,
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
there is no way you are a security guard here.
1.7 secs
Friday After Next (2002)
You're supposed to be security guard, no?
2 secs
Armed and Dangerous (1986)
- No, wasn't me. - ...for a security guard.
3.2 secs
Star Trek (1966) - S02E15 The Trouble with Tribbles
I shall have one security guard. There'll be no trouble.
2.6 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S10E08 Comedy
No, that security guard is handing 'em out.
1.9 secs
Mr. Robot (2015) - S01E09
- Is this a joke? - It's no joke.
3.1 secs
The Office (2005) - S08E03 Lotto
- Is this a joke? - No. Not joking.
2.6 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro
No. Just giving a chair to the security guard.
2.4 secs
Lady Bird
- Is this a joke? - No.
2.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch
- What is this, a joke? - No joke. What? A joke?
1.8 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S07E05 There's No I in America
maybe invite the security guards.
3 secs
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
- This supposed to be a joke? - No, this is.
1.8 secs
South Park (1997) - S12E01 Comedy
No, no, this is a joke, right?
3.3 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08 Comedy
There's no robot security guard supervisor.
3.3 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08
There's no robot security guard supervisor.
2.8 secs
Raising Arizona (1987)
Hell, no. Why wake the security guard?
5.1 secs
The Jetsons (1962) - S01E06 Comedy
- That's a pretty old joke. - Being lost is no joke, and I'm cold.
2.8 secs
The Good Wife (2009) - S01E14
No. No. A secure...?
2 secs
Community (2009) - S05E01 Repilot
After being rehired as a security guard
1.6 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S03E19 Drama
You wanna be a security guard?
2.6 secs
Bob's Burgers - S08E18 As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
I can't be a security guard, Linda.
1.7 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E08 Pawnee Commons
I thought being a security guard
2.4 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S02E21 Drama
- Is that a gay joke? - No, it's a cotillion joke.
2.4 secs
And Justice for All (1979)
There's a joke connected to this. There is no joke.
1.9 secs
The Mighty Ducks (1992)
- This is a joke, right ? - I'm afraid it's no joke.
2 secs
Borat (2006)
- No, it is not a joke. - Yeah.
2.1 secs
The Social Network (2010)
- Is this a joke? - No, it's not.