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Weird Science (1985)
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
1.4 secs
The Night Before (2015)
...and probably get laid.
1.3 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E09 When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh?
In two to three weeks?
2.4 secs
Veep (2012) - S02E07 Shutdown
Listen, if you call next week, I can probably fit you in, okay?
1.3 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S03E17 Cutbacks
I can offer you two weeks severance.
2.9 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S01E11 Indian Summer
It'll probably be snowing in two weeks.
1.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S05E19 Two Weeks
1.9 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S05E05
You can get there in a week.
2.8 secs
Creed (2015)
because you can get laid out.
2.2 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S06E13 Comedy
Anyone can get laid here, even you.
2 secs
What Happens in Vegas (2008)
Can I get two shots?
5 secs
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Ray, don't you start with me. Look, you, mister, can ravage me in two weeks.
2.5 secs
Louie (2010) - S04E11 In The Woods, Pt. 1
I can hit you one time now, then in like two, three weeks
3.9 secs
Incredibles 2
I'm afraid two more weeks in the motel was the best I can do for you.
2.9 secs
The Princess Diaries (2001)
which I can legally drive in two weeks.
1.9 secs
Ant-Man (2015)
I can have the cash here in two weeks.
2.5 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E10 Citizen Knope
Okay, good. Now, in two weeks, you can--
3.3 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S04E05 Comedy
1.8 secs
Baby Mama (2008)
I wiII see you in two weeks: PIease try to get some:::
3.1 secs
Top Gun (1986)
Even you could get laid in here.
2.8 secs
Hogan's Heroes (1965) - S01E02 War
is you get one week in solitary, or I can get shot.
5.4 secs
Basic Instinct (1992)
You think I'm getting any? Sure, I can get laid by blue haired women!
1.3 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
You got two weeks.
5 secs
F Is for Family (2015) - S02E06 Comedy
Bob, if you had asked me two weeks ago, I probably would have said yes.
2.7 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
I studied for two weeks and I passed.
3.8 secs
Before Sunrise (1995)
No, I don't want you to break our vow just so you can get laid.
2.5 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S02E14 A Day in the Life
See you in two weeks.