"I have a very funny story to tell you."

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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E04 Boys' Club
Ron, I have a very important and very long story to tell you.
The Black Dahlia (2006)
Boy, you sure know how to tell a funny story.
Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
Well, I have a story to tell you about her.
Gremlins (1984)
And I have a story to tell.
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
Have I got a story to tell you.
Leap of Faith (1992) Comedy
- I want to tell you a story. - Come on, this'll move ya.
A Time to Kill (1996)
I wanna tell you a story.
Dope (2015)
You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell.
A Christmas Story (1983)
You ready to tell me?
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Well, I don't know what to tell you, but...
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
I don't have anyone else to confide in. I might as well tell you. Uh...
Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party
I don't have to tell you she was a knockout.
IT (1990)
I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, a stranger...
Ghostbusters (1984)
As a friend, I have to tell you,
Breaking Bad (2008) - S01E06
I just didn't have a chance to tell you. Sorry.
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
[Brad] You think that's funny? I got a story for you.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Gosh, I totally forgot to tell you. I took the $100,000 bribe that you gave me last night,
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
- You have a beautiful home. - Well, thank you very much.
A Very Murray Christmas (2015)
And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this.
Orphan Black (2013) - S01E06
I can tell you have a very unique