"I have a very funny story to tell you."

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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E04 Boys' Club
Ron, I have a very important and very long story to tell you.
The Black Dahlia (2006)
Boy, you sure know how to tell a funny story.
Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
Well, I have a story to tell you about her.
Gremlins (1984)
And I have a story to tell.
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
Have I got a story to tell you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In
I have to tell you something. This is very difficult-
The Office (US) (2005) - S01E06
I think other people tell me I have a very symmetrical face I don't know well maybe there are I don't you're going to help you that because I can bank...
12 Monkeys (2015) - S02E13
I want to tell you a story...
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
I just have to tell you that I think you are making a big mistake.
My Girl (1991)
You know what I think? She's very lucky to have a friend like you.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
Are you trying to make a funny?
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
- You have a beautiful home. - Well, thank you very much.
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Well, you know I don't have to be home till 2:00, so...
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
[Brad] You think that's funny? I got a story for you.
Orphan Black (2013) - S01E06
I can tell you have a very unique
Freaky Friday (1976)
I have something else to tell you, Mrs. "A."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S1E4 I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!
Listen to me. I have to tell you something very important.
The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
(...Do I have to tell the story...)
The Bourne Identity (2002)
...I will have a nice story for you to read about.
Devious Maids (2013) - S04E04
I have to tell you a secret only Carmen knows.