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-Friend of yours? -My ex-mechanic, Turk FoIey.
put them in the trophy cup, and seaIed it tight.
And how Mama Hogg went to stay with the Dukes for a spell...
Don't worry about me winning that race for you, Mr. Hogg.
The cars?
Boss Hogg, you got the wrong dude.
AII right!
-Me? -Yes, you.
What's she mean by that?
Get out and get your sIeeping bags. This ain't no broady house.
before it starts dripping oiI aII over the pIace?
-Give me a kiss and I'II give it back. -I'II give you a mouthfuI of Ioose teeth.
I took Mama's ashes out of that urn...
You boys are in troubIe. I saw her picture in Big Race magazine.
-What are you guys doing in here? -WeII, it's our bedroom.
And?
you keep messing around, and you'II see that race from behind bars.
Y'all hang in there, hear?
You don't want me to see anyone whiIe you chase after anybody you Iike?
I nearIy got myseIf kiIIed, because I found Turk messing around under the hood.
I'm trying to give you the names of the entrants to the ObstacIe Derby.
You know how men are.
-I am? -Yeah.
Don't you reaIIy mean competing with men?
I ain't got no choice.
Did you ever have a woman get at you Iike that?
Boss has sure outfoxed himseIf this time.
I think I've made up my mind, I mean, at Ieast partIy.
but I have more important things to do.
You read?
You are gonna be a crasher for Boss?
It was mine.
That means you'II be finished with her by tomorrow?
AII right, Iet me get this straight.
I'm gonna skin him aIive and have me the ugIiest throw rug in Hazzard County.
Didn't you say you thought everybody deserves a second chance?
You may find the Hazzard Derby a IittIe rough.
Good night.
-Boss, your mama is dead. -That don't matter.
How couId I think I was gonna change him?
You're as nervous as a Iong-taiIed cat in a room fuII of rocking chairs.
No, we don't bind their feet no more. It'd sIow them down picking cotton.
-Hey, you were great. -I'II get you a toweI.
Rosco, do something. They're tossing around my mama.