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Bet he was backward as a kid, too.
To put together the car that wins the CharIotte 500.
You're on.
Underneath them long johns...
A man's truck is his castIe.
I just don't think a racecar is the proper pIace to do it.
Turk finds you.
Damn!
He don't know anything about women.
Like what?
Unless a body wanted to wind up in the hospital...
where you fight for the best position to get clobbered.
She's different.
Why don't you go watch Daisy and Iust in your heart?
Like GeneraI Lee.
When you want a whoIe Iot of woman, instead of a whoIe Iot of girIs...
It means a ringer, a phony.
But me? Why me, Boss?
Arrest that man, whoever he is!
I suppose she's even got herseIf a Iady mechanic, too.
how'd you Iike to rub tummies with me to the music?
That's the legend of how a little old girl won the Hazzard Derby.
I can strip your Iug nuts, Junior.
You want to taIk about crankshafts?
I teII you, Boss, this time it's gonna work.
You thinking about marrying her?
-You're kidding. -WouId I Iie to a sister?
Bet you $50 you don't even finish that race.
Of course, there'd be a certain adjustment probIem.
and she toId me she was gonna whip the hide off me...
But in Hazzard County, it's the Annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby.