HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Any bugger looks like scoring,
we may not be pretty, we may not be right good,
There's the bump.
So this is your great money-making enterprise? Pornography?
Hello, Guy.
If you won't dance, you can do something useful.
I think she's got nice tits.
Come on, mate.
Dave.
So your daddy dances in from of you?
OK, ladies and gents... and you buggers up the back there!
He can't hear you through your... triple bloody glazing.
David... I don't care if they're black, white, or bloody rainbow-colored.
Nathe!
Well, you bloody well can't.
Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream, there is none.
They won't say nowt about your personality.
- My willy! - A laughing stock. Totally!
Alan, announce it, please.
- Are you ready? - Ready when you are.
Ten years we worked in here. Now look.
But six months! Six bloody months!
"Won't take a minute," he says.
Dave...
I hope she dances better than she welds!
Nothing.
- Get a job! I'll gi' you a job! - £2.50 an hour in Black Hole of Calcutta!
He's got no willy, for starters.
"Slaidburn."
Haven't brought me trunks, have I?
No, it's liberating, love. Liberating.
Yeah. Like one of them bungeejumps, only without the bungee bit.
We're not doing this for a laugh, you know.
- See you there, then. - Ta-ra.
Shut up. I'm thinking.
Since you came along
Degrading, that's what it were.
Gaz said he wanted something a bit flashy.
- Not thinking of joining our class? - Funny you should mention it...
I'm sorry.
Just for a change, Ella. Ella?
They're trying to stop us, you see.
It were terrible, Dave. I were there
what chance have we got in front of lasses?
...all sorts of problems for drivers on the Pennines.
Oh, mother!
with all these pretty lassies around in bikinis!
to the stainless cutlery for your dining table.
Oh, hello.
What we're asking, Gerald, is...
Frisk.
It were me first interview in months!
Jeanie,
Besides, it's a funeral.
if you were ont' lookout for a new fella, right?
Christ al-bloody-mighty!
Aye, and it says job club up there. When did you last see one of them walk in?
I can't, kid.
Even a fat bastard like me?
I said, "There's nowt as queer as folk"!
Here... lads.
Obsolete. Dinosaurs.
Goodnight, Gary.
That's different. We're... blokes.
Think of that? In front of 400 women!
Nigguh
'Course you do... Don't you?
Be quiet! Me mum'll hear.
- Hang on, I can't... - Carry on!
Just Jean, innit?
- Good evening, shoppers... - Dave!
By 'eck!
Can't we leave us G-strings on, Gaz?
Yes, Yorkshire folk know how to have a good time!
Hey! Example for you there!
- How? - Genetic mutations.
Well, us mates are better.
Don't ever call me a fat bastard, all right?
- Off to the office, Torvill? - Yes, I bloody am!