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We were thinking...
Congratulations.
We're all finished, Dave.
'Ere, Dave!
If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now.
- Hang on a minute! - Look at yourself, Gary!
I don't feel well.
They're not.
- Let's see his records. - What have we got, Dave?
Skiing, for fuck's sake!
We've sold 200 tickets. That's two grand!
Oh, aye. Everyday stuff, this.
I always wanted a nosy in the men's toilets.
I tell you, he won't be the only one trying to top himself
They're cheering out there. You did that.
No, would you, though?
we're going for the full monty!
Oi, you deaf Mai!
- I say, Jean! - Yeah?
You're nobody.
The stomp. The bus stop.
Nathan.
Let's see, there's the...
I'm gonna get you all your money.
There's no point. He went out.
'Ey up! Security guards back.
- That were crap. - Give us a chance!
I'm sorry. Sorry.
He's a bugle player.
- Orange? - Black, for fuck's sake!
Hey, Josh, Justin, Walter!
You get back to your rumba. See you later, Gerald.
The juggling bugger?
What if someone spots me? What if Linda finds out? I've got standing, me.
Nowt in a gym'll help you there, mate!
You sexy thang.
Aye, he bloody would have.
But it's not all hard work for the people of Steel City.
It's not my kind of dancing. It's all arse wiggling.
- Here he is. - All right' Dad?
- Not lost your bottle, have you, Gaz? - Dave!
How many lassies were there, though?
I can't stand heights, me.
But I only owe him 120 quid.
Excuse me, no-one said anything to me about the full monty.
It explains a few things, at least.
Perfect.
What, here? Now? In this house?
To 400 horny punters? Ask me another one, kid!
I'm up to date with the latest industry developments,
Oh, what's it called?
I don't know...
It's not working in the sense that it's not working.
It counts for something, don't it?
Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!
- All right? - Aye, not so bad.
The jewel in Yorkshire's crown is home to over half a million people,
The good news is that the outlook for the rest of the week is much better,
- Come on, Gaz! Hurry up! - Sorry, lads.
'Ey up!
You've an overdraft an' all.
We can use 'em for the show.
Now then! Cos of us. Men.
Yeah, I mean...
Come on, love.
- Come on. - Dad, it's stealing!
Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?
What's that supposed to mean?
- You've had your laugh. Now piss off. - It's a free country.
Pick it up, and try and slide it across other side.
- What are you doing, Mum? - Where have you been?
- Nature programs. - I like nature programs.