HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
In Bitcoin
You're in big trouble.
Come on, put your hands together
Blimey...
Hang on, though.
That's not what I've heard.
Nah. Tits are too big.
- Bugger off. - Where have you bloody been?
One more time, Gerald.
How about it, Dave?
Women only! It's on all t'posters, for fuck's sake.
How? You know...
Didn't you work at Harrisons afore it shut down?
You should have taken your kit off.
- What are you doing? - What does it look like?
All right, don't get a benny on.
And I tell you,
All right. Two weeks.
"Won't take a minute." Now what?
and workshops employ some 90,000 men
- What can you do? - Who the hell-fire's that?
Aye, but they don't give you a hard-on, though, do they?
I'm trying to get some brass together
You're just like the rest of us.
You know where to find me when you tire of them poofs.
That's the wall.
- Come on, Dave. - No.
Sorry.
- Get rid of him. - You'll be fine.
That, gentlemen, is what we are looking for.
Well, like I say, get some new ones when you can.
She don't think so.
Come on, Dad.
Right. I need someone int' packing section.
Our old dinner lady's ont' front row!
I'm Donald O'Connor, right?
- All right, love? - Hi, Mum.
Gerald? Go get chuffed!
The city's rolling mills, forges,
What am I gonna do about this?
What's your initiative got to say about this, then, bog eyes?
Hurry up, will you? Me feet have gone numb.
She'd have to be to put up with this kind of shit!
Ah, well. There's nowt as queer as folk.
Right, then.
Ah, come in, Torvill.
Just wanna know about dancing.
- Put that back. You'll break it. - I'm just looking.
I've got an empty bar on a Friday night.
I think there's been a mistake. We'll check with the office.
Now, I'm busy.
- They wouldn't. - Why not? He said her tits are too big.
- Well, you said dancing. - It were a great idea, kid.
'Ey up, there's someone coming.
It's different for me! I've got a standard of living! Responsibilities!
- But I do the funky chicken. - Now you're talking!
Yeah. I suppose so.
Give over, it's only a poster.
Keep up, you fat bastard!
Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream, there is none.
All I need is 700 quid and they've got nowt on me.
You're not very keen, are you?
A Dire Straits double album.
standing at t'side of t'pool in me trunks
I'd run you down soon as look at you.
Me breakdancing days are probably over.
- Better? How's that, then? - Well...
You're all right, Reg. There's some tea if you like.
Cam you just leave me alone?
Dad, I'm hungry.
- Put down and piss off. - Fucking hell!
- You can't dance. - We know, Gerald.
We may not be young,