HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Cigarette me, for fucks sake.
It's like Bonfire Night. Too much acetylene.
Pigeon chested tosser
You know what. If you want joint custody, you pay your share.
You what?
No.
Why did you run off like that?
I'm---
You know what this means, Dave?
- She's out from. - Is she?
"The Floral Dance."
I never said owt about her personality. She's probably quite nice.
Give it a go at that.
- We'll get torn to pieces! - You will if you don't go on!
to your wife.
Where's your pride?
Of course you don't! You've got a hangover. Take a day off. Stay at home.
Any problems, I'm outside.
All right, sweethearts?
Can I have a word? In private, like.
- Gary! Don't! - Is he in?
I won't have to look at your ugly mugs again.
- We can go get 'em. Can't we, Mum? - I can't, love.
Well, stick it on, Nathe. Do your worst, pal.
Nah. Sorry, lads.
We're not needed no more, are we?
She wouldn't let him come. Said it were women only.
- Where's me rice? - Try the cylinder head... tubby.
Have you done any work, paid or unpaid, over the last fortnight?
Don't be late for job club, lads.
Prison.
- Fucking hell! - Come 'ere, come 'ere!
I mean, he must be 50 if he's a day.
Frisk, Hi! Lo, Frisk. Hughes.
Off! Off! Off!
Oh, fucking hell, Nathe!
Gaz! That were our Jean, weren't it?
- Horse by name, horse by nature, eh? - Oh, shut it, you!
- Barrington Mitchell. - Barrington?
but we're here.
Thousands. Baying for blood.
And?
- Says who? - Read the lawyer's letter, why don't you?
Button it! Some of us are trying to get a job.
Well, that makes sense.
- Don't you start an' all. - How much you got, then?
Blimey, Naihe!
No, we better hadn't.
I'm not sure I'm hearing this.
Yeah.
Right touchline, three, four.
I were ont' floor with Gaz. Him up the road.
Give us a break!
I don't like Chinese.