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- That's all these'll fetch second-hand. - They're not second-hand.
I might do. Yeah.
Good luck, eh?
£2.50 an hour. You can start now, if you like. Are you coming?
Gerald,
Dave and Lomps, up the wing.
Nathan!
- As if you've ever given a toss. - Face it. He don't like staying at yours.
You forget, Gerald, you're not our foreman now.
Look at that, her mix is all to cock.
Gaz, hang on.
What's going on? I had to buy 20 barrels! I've had no word from you!
We just saved your fucking life, so don't tell us we're not your mates!
- Yeah, but... me willy. I mean to say... - Your willy?
Linda...
Wheels go round and everything.
So.
- He'll blow my cover. - Shut up!
- Scrap. - Shut it, right?
Jean, love!
You're always making me do stupid stuff like last night.
and state-of-the-art machinery to make the world's finest steel.
We had the real thing up here the other day.
But... you know' it's like he's given up.
You could show her, Dave.
Times ten quid by a thousand, right? And you've got...
Some of 'em. Yeah.
What about Auntie Jean?
You could shoot yoursen.
You bloody ask him! It's not cos he does the Grand National.
No.
- What do you want? - All right, Mand?
I've just been offered that job.
Where did you learn to be an ace sewer?
and girls.
- Nice one. - Come on, then.
I love you, you bugger.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
- Very nice. - Gaz, please, don't.
Every time I hear a Liverpool fan stealing Raphinha Put down and piss off
Walter Stevenson. Stevenson, huh?
Other dads don't do that.
Ta.
Why did you do it? It was my job!
- You want some money? - Yeah!
I thought I'd give it a go.
- Feature. - Yeah.
We'll stuff 'em, Nathe.
Little And Large prancing round Sheffield with their widgers out!
Howdy, Boys! Lookin' Cool.
Yeah, it's your HT leads, I reckon.
They're holding hands.
A Yorkshire version. Them buggers can, we bloody can.
No, there's not a lot about.
- So stuff yourself and get thin. - Oh, shut up, saggy tits!
She's out there now, ont' High Street, with a fucking MasterCard, spending!
- You don't get much. - What day is it?
What do you mean, I can't see him? He's me son! I haven't been charged!
Just a minute. Mr. Horse. My colleagues on the panel...
you're talking to t'wrong man.
Frankie! Do you want my body?
It's amazing how tiring it is doing nowt, you know.
Nathe!
Friday. Dress rehearsal tomorrow.
Make a bit of a...
No. Couldn't do that to Dave.
No!
All right, kid?
You'll be all right once you're on stage.
- Got any of them mint chocolate jobs? - You're on a diet.