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Ah! I thought I clocked you!
Just listen, will you? It's nowt to do with any fucking women!
It's not their bodies, Bee. It's what they do with 'em.
'Ey! 'Ey!
Dancers have coordination, skill,
Well, no wonder.
Dad! Dad, don't.
So, it's Mr. Horse.
Car. Television.
- All right, lads? - All right, Gaz?
We're going now.
Why?
I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald.
No, no. Just a couple of old tarts. I'm going back in for Nathe.
- Give us a pear drop, you. - They're not paid for.
£4.99, special offer. We're still a fucking fiver short.
- I've heard of that. - Clingfilm?
There you are.
'Ey, Gerry, mate...
I believe in miracles
We stuck it with superglue.
Look, I'll help' all right? I'm running, aren't I?
three. Now the shoes,
All right, kid.
Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both fucking ugly.
All right, then.
What did you tell him for, anyroad? The kid's a nutter.
You're always bloody behind, more like.
And it's good times for the city's housing, too!
Is that all right?
- You know I haven't, Dave. - But...
They are now, mate.
Come on, come on! One, two!
I should have guessed when you started wearing totty lotion.
Put that back. Put it back!
Well...
If you tell me what you're up to, it might help.
- I wish you'd be firmer, Gerald. - Oh, well. Mustn't be late.
Gazza!
Music.
If we can't get us kit off in front of ourselves,
God, is there anyone I don't get bollocked by?
Why not?
are we?
We're live, and for one night only
- Driving where? - Just driving.
How can I tell her after six months?
Ref!
You what?
Chuffing Nora!
The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Come on, Dave. Don't stop now.
Thanks to steel,
I just...
I tell you, there's summat up wi' that kid.
That would be worth ten quid!
I don't know what you're worrying about, with you-know-who on your tail.
'Ey, cop a load of that.
Have to make an appointment.
Straight up.
True love Truly
I never had you down for this sort of caper, David.