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This is normal! Isn't it, Dave?
Night.
- Double-glazing salesmen. - Gardening. The Queen's speech.
- Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!
I weren't in Girl Guides for nowt!
Ta very much.
What the hell are you doing 'ere? Your mum'll go mad!
- Gerald... - Aye, go on!
You can't do this, kid. It's your savings.
- This is a good area, this is. - Gaz... I dunno.
Oh, fuck!
What if it happens again?
They're 20 quid each, them! That were your bloody maintenance!
Me jeans are bloody soaking!
She's still got credit cards, you know.
some fellas thought we'd make a bob or two taking us clothes off.
I'm a bloody marked man now.
Oh, cheers.
About six months.
I...
would you think about it?
Offside trap. One, two,
This... This is all wrong, this is.
Gerald, for once, I'm dead serious. I need your help.
Dave, you won't tell anyone, will you?
Not pissing about!
Sorry?
"You Sexy Thing." One, Mo...
- Go get snagged! - Get your knickers off!
So, please avoid the area if possible.
'Ey up, lads. Bandits at six o'clock.
Tops off.
You're bloody right it don't.
I mean fresh start, you know.
You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point.
What do you mean, in what sense?
Ask him!
Oi, Nathe!
Well, at least one bloke got a job out of this place being shut down.
All right, mate?
Shut up, Dave. It's supposed to be a bloody funeral.
It's miles home! You know that!
Well, it's been a while, mind. And I've got this dodgy hip.
There were nowt on telly so I thought I'd give it a go.
Cam we do normal things sometimes?
You never put it on for me, did you?
All right, Gerald? I didn't see you!
But this? No, no, no.
- Do I have to? - Good kid. On you go.
and...
What's got into you?
Work. Me. Everything.
Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.
Bastards!
- It's top of the range. Real leather. - Yeah, but...
I can even cope with the shame of everyone watching this.
Bastard! That were mine, that job!
I suppose there's nicking cars.
It's not my fault I can't fit through.
I can. I just need your signature. It says int' book.
If you really want a raise, that's fine.
Look, shut up, will you? Watch.
Mixed classes.
Well, they're coming!
Oh, shut up! It's not funny. It's medical.
Off! Off! Off!
There's some right good players.
I think this bugger's sinking.