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Two weeks. That's what the man said, and he's not taking the piss.
no bugger robs pipes in the buff.
Find Auntie Jean and tell her Uncle Dave wants a word outside.
It's all right, Nathan. It's right, is this. I've seen 'em do it.
We could try and sneak into Man U. Terry said...
- You can't just take stuff. - Sorry, mate.
'Ey, now, Dave, I mean... It's worth a thought, though, innit?
I try dieting.
Think of Jean's face when she sees you dancing like Flashdance.
Women only, you tosser!
What's all this about sole custody?
- Bastard! - Fucking hell!
22... 27 pence.
Don't they?
You never know, there might be a job in it for you boys.
She's miles away! See you later. Good luck.
You can't hardly see t'join.
- You wrap it round, reduce the fat... - She swears by it!
- All of 'em? - Well, yeah. I think so.
Jean would.
£100, please.
What do you want now? I told you, I'm finished with you.
I can cope with losing the sunbed.
No, thank you.
It's a bit late for all that, Gaz. I mean...
Take a long hard look in the mirror.
Maybe I should.
Dave!
Do you think he might, though?
You got any work?
Shit!
I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffing women's DIY video.
Do you need a hand?
- You're ahead. - Oh, go... bollocks!
- Someone's got a sunbed, Gerald! - It's Linda's, and no, you bloody can't!
No. Not doing it.
we're doing it right.
He knows me. He plastered our bathroom a while back.
Course he bloody does! Ask him!
Strippers?
Stay still, stay still.
What happened to the security guard?
And you wouldn't say to me,
Gary Schofield.
Come on, come on! Come on, come on!
They're gonna be looking at us like that.
I got a stiffy!
A.J., It's not that type, really. Ellie, Your dad's doctor.
Yeah, I got that. If that's what you call it.
Nathan!
No. No way.
Big man.
We can do without him.
No.
after such a long lay-off, do you think you're up to the job?
Ten quid to watch some fucking poof get his kit off! Ten quid!
Anyway, it's like clingfilm.
Brilliant, aren't they?
No, look. .. I know it don't look good.
10,000 quid.
- What if we get caught? - You don't get a record till you're 16.
Can fellas use this an' all?
Left touchline, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
I'm ont' dole, in case you hadn't noticed!
That'll be for t'court to decide.
It's for your gnomes, really. Not you.
- What are you doing out here, kid? - Nov-vi. Walking home.
He's got the hump about Asda.
He's not coming.
Come on, Dave! It's not for me, it's a funeral!
Does not care over Chloe, huh, Tusks? Canjorie?
I want the application letters finished by the time I get back.
three, four. Now the socks...
They bloody are, you know.
- What's up? Are you shy? - Don't! Shut it, all right?
- I've come to pick up my son. - Oh, right...
Perhaps you better had.
- Look! Who's that? - It's that guy!
No, nobody told me.