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Stop! No, no! Stop! Stop!
It seems I've spent most of me fucking life on a diet!
This is crazy.
Crema anti arrugas
We're finished, Dave.
A few years and men won't exist. Except in a zoo or summat.
It's what your man said.
They've taken me sunbed. They've taken bloody everything.
Night, Nathe!
I'm sorry.
What's true?
I can't even take my kit off properly, can I?
What do you reck?
- They're never. - Straight up.
Come on, come on! Come on!
Sorry. Social Services have requested an interview with you.
Just look at yourself.
Right. Name.
It's not as if I'd blame her.
I can't.
'Ey up. Dave.
'Ere, love. This'll cheer you up.
That's easy.
- All right, babe? - Dad!
I know.
Jean?
Yeah, well, a lot. A very lot.
- All right? - We need you, Dave.
But when the sun goes down, the fun really starts
Could come in right handy. Might need a bit of music.
Right! I can't hold them any longer! It's now or never!
Hiya. All right, love?
They can spend the day lounging by the pool,
Gaz! 'Ey, look 'ere.
That's it.
Come on!
700 quid.
United are playing Man U, aren't they?
I've got a degree in arse wiggling, mate.
Jeanie, who wants to see this dance?
Oh, don't be so mean! Things are looking up. You said so.
and thousands more flock here daily to shop and to work.
- I think we'd better be getting back now. - Well, goodnight.
folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your pocket.
- Come on, Mand! - Unemployed,
Well, all the qualifications are there, obviously.
And the kecks.
You're extremely well in your courses. Yeah, right.
Bloody hell!
and welcome Mr. Dave Horsefall!
We weren't that bad.
- So it's all right if I... - Oh, Linda, love...
You can't miss it, not after everything.
And... Well, I...
And I tell you summat, mate.
Fucking pick'n'mix were driving me crazy.
Sorry about your Nathan. It's a bad one, that.
- You what? - I seen him go.
I ask you, what are we doing? What are we doing?
- Gerald Arthur Cooper. - What?
- How much? - 10,000 quid.
Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.
It's Donna Summer with...
Them joints won't hold fuck all.