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Listen. If we're doing this, then just this once,
Jesus! Stay still.
Well, no looking. And no laughing, you bastards.
- Jean? - Or this?
Dave, mate.
And your live-in lovers gonna do that?
You nutter.
Strippers?
Mum's house is always warm.
Cheers, Nathe.
- Just advertising for some mates. - Oh, aye.
All right! I'll... I'll get tickets! I will!
Horse, go out and tell 'em there's a delay.
Nothing's happening, you know what I mean? Nothings getting bigger.
For Christ's sake, we're looking for dancing.
timing, fitness and grace.
You heard 'em. We've gotta give them more than your average ten-bob stripper.
- Have you got some time off? - Nah.
It's marvelous, this.
Walter has some wrong keys, Andre.
Starting at £16,000, plus the pension scheme.
Gerald, come on, mate. Just an hour!
Fucking hell! You'll let some poof wave his tackle at your missis?
You're always ahead there
That's all. Just tonight.
One, two, three, four.
What did I tell you? She's nifty on her pins.
Ask him why he's called the Horse.
Cheeky buggers! It's a bloody working-men's club!
Hope you don't think I'm being nosy, but... what do you do?
What do I have to do?
Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.
- Come on, we just need some help. - Sorry.
Sorry...
- What are they doing? - It's the works band. It's still going.
you can maybe put it next to... wishing well.
No, Gerald. I've never liked 'em.
- I've sold 200-odd tickets! - How many?
You know I cant stretch to that.
- What? - You stay still!
- Yeah, right. That all? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- You didn't get it, then? - Get out the way! Come 'ere!
What's the matter, big man?
busy, you know.
Except I'm your dad.
My favorite film's "Singing Int' Rain". That walking-up-wall thing is ace!
They're just messing, Dave.
What color?
Sheffield really is a city on the move!
Orange.
I thought you were turning me into a fancy dancer.
You...!
Dave.
Them dancers. Mum were going on about it.
Oh, right! She's one of Gaz's little tans, is she?
You're worth more than that.
It's about Lomper.
- How come you're so brown? - No reason.
- Kept hold of your chips, though. - House repossessed.
She's already got you hoovering! I saw it and I let it go!
Nathan.
All right.