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It don't matter. Bye.
Me, Dave.
He can hear all right.
He's fine. We've not been charged or owt.
Off, off, off!
Well, this is an emergency, is this.
I'm 'ere, working! Earning! That's where.
And we go back further than I care to remember.
His mum died two days ago.
Hello, Boys.
Yeah, don't remind me.
- Aye. - Aye.
Ah, who'd have ruddy thought it, eh?
- "Marching With Hepworth"? - Jesus Christ!
It's not straight, Lomps.
Do you mind, you!
Park your sequins over 'ere.
And this has been going on how long?
It's all to fucking cock. I'm his dad, and you...
Oh, aye! Jiggling about in the buff. Therapy!
All I want to do is get you in a straight bloody line!
You learn us dancing, I'll learn you the rest.
No, your... Your secret's safe with me.
No, no, no! Jesus Christ!
- What walking-up-wall thing? - I'll show you.
This is no place for kids.
Yeah, I know what I am, so don't take the piss.
You've got some fit birds in there.
Bastard!
Now, back to the music. Here's another disco classic from the 70s.
Haven't got any mates.
There's nothing I can do to help you.
And you... go forward, OK?
I were on me way up! I am on me way up!
Well, no. The thing is, Mand, you have to speculate to accumulate, in business.
If I give you t'club for nowt and you don't turn up,
I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
What do you reckon, Dave? Eight? Maybe even a nine.
Ever seen a zebra brought down by a pack of wolves?
It's the Arsenal offside trap, isn't it?
Bollocks to your personality! This is what they're looking at.
Nathe.
You know, love, I think they just might be.
Bloody hell!
Tell you what. Next weekend I'll have a big tidy round. I promise!
Nathan!
"Not so bad"?
Now get out there and do your stuff.
You're always ahead there.
- That should keep it well in order. - Like what?
They were together in the paper.
It had to be my... job!
- Are you all right, kid? - You bastard!
And who's gonna come and see your mates?
Lomper here is Tony Adams, right?
Gary the lad! What are you up to, then, shifty?
When he's rehearsing.
- All right, kid? - Hiya!
Nathe...
I bet even Madonna has difficulty with her shoes.
Is Barry with her?
- Get her out of there. - It's women only.
Taking us kit off.
No, no, my chuffing pleasure!
Our money. Nathan's. You know, for definite this time.
Is he in?
Come down job club. That'll be a right laugh.
Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
Yeah, well...
Anti-wrinkle cream.