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Life of Brian (1979)

R Comedy
 

Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.

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#1
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 34.448
as much gold as I could eat.
#2
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 33.603
You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty.
#3
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 30.964
Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely.
#4
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 29.924
Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?
#5
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 29.147
The lepers are queuing.
#6
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 28.222
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
#7
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 28.187
- But, Mum, Judith. - Oh, leave that Welsh tart alone.
#8
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 27.907
My eyes are old and bent.
#9
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.929
- Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! - The bastard!
#10
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.528
- You mean you were raped? - Well, at first, yes.
#11
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.515
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
#12
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.296
- I'm Brian! - I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
#13
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.222
How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
#14
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.620
Oh! I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest.
#15
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.552
Now, fuck off!
#16
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.155
Are there any women here today?
#17
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.796
They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.
#18
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.769
It's happening, Reg! Something's actually happening, Reg!
#19
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.518
I say, those are my juniper bushes!
#20
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.500
Crucifixion's a doddle.
#21
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.367
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#22
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.200
Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
#23
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.156
Oh, you lucky bastard.
#24
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.154
You lucky, jammy bastards!
#25
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.120
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.