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Life of Brian (1979)

R Comedy
 

Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.

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#1
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 34.718
as much gold as I could eat.
#2
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 34.036
You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty.
#3
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 31.224
Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely.
#4
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 30.251
Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?
#5
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 29.152
The lepers are queuing.
#6
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 28.942
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
#7
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 28.851
- But, Mum, Judith. - Oh, leave that Welsh tart alone.
#8
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 28.750
My eyes are old and bent.
#9
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 26.780
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
#10
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 26.608
- Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! - The bastard!
#11
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 26.453
- You mean you were raped? - Well, at first, yes.
#12
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.810
- I'm Brian! - I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
#13
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.786
How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
#14
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.179
Oh! I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest.
#15
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 25.116
I say, those are my juniper bushes!
#16
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.784
It's happening, Reg! Something's actually happening, Reg!
#17
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.675
Now, fuck off!
#18
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.611
- Can I join your group? - No. Piss off.
#19
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.606
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#20
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.493
They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.
#21
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.437
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.
#22
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.401
Are there any women here today?
#23
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.158
Crucifixion's a doddle.
#24
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 24.120
- Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
#25
Life of Brian (1979)
Year: 1979, Rated: R
Score: 23.996
From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.