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CLAIRE: Sam, I'm so glad you're here. How are you?
Baseball. It's baseball. Historical reference.
JONAH: He's not sane enough to judge anything.
I love you, Jonah.
Becky.
♪ And the moment I can feel ♪
Everything all right? Oh, yeah.
FIELDSTONE: Jonah, calm down. Tomorrow, when you're sitting down to breakfast,
Thanks to you, we've lost all our friends in the neighborhood and everyone wants to avoid us now! I hope you learned your lesson when you did your time in jail this past week! I'm also glad you have to serve community service at a local daycare, and you're on probation for the next 3 months, especially around the holidays! It should help you become a better person!
♪ No matter what the future brings ♪
I mean, she loved... She made everything beautiful.
I'm not watching "Blue's Clues" till you say yes!
That detective in Seattle sent me a picture of her.
Mum never yelled at me.
Forever.
Yeah, sure.
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
Does he like those little snow globes?
She's very emotional.
We're gonna... We'll be into this wall.
Now those were the days when people knew how to be in love.
[HORN HONKING]
SAM: I'm leaving first thing in the morning,
JONAH: I've been pretty sad, but I think my Dad's worse.
I'm sorry, Walter. Are you bleeding?
Are you crazy? Who'd believe I'm 12?
Sure, go ahead.
♪ I'm back in the saddle again ♪
No. This is the only reason for this call?
Jonah Baldwin, I caught you playing on the computer, after you smashed the keyboard, tried to barricade the bedroom, screamed out loud, and looked at pornography, And because you played on the computer while you were grounded, I decided to extend your grounding time to 3 months!
I really think a wedding without cold salmon is...
only to no home I'd ever known.
What's your wish? My wish is to turn the radio station.
Or the whole idea of an afterlife. But now, I don't know.
You think you can tell what he's like by just looking at him, but you can't.
.
Two thousand women called the station asking for the guy's number.
Sound familiar??
The Lou Gehrig line from...
Honey, get in line.
We've already missed the spring. GRANT: Yes.
Never is a frightening word.
I know, I know. Look, it just doesn't happen twice.
Hold on.
I love that dream.
Today, I'm consider myself the luckiest man-man-man on the face of the earth-earth-earth.
Goddamn it.
It's nothing. It was written before I went out there. Before the ho.
And he, like, goes to the bedroom.
♪ A fight for love and glory ♪
aRE YOU ALRIGHT
What? Annie Reed from Baltimore
Jared, you don't deserve me.
[BEEPING]
Here, let me get you.
We always have to carry a hypodermic of adrenalin wherever we go.
[ANNIE GASPS]
the sack, I believe you call it.
I got married because Betsy said we had to break up or get married. So we got married.
Well, I saw it! And it scared the shit out of me.
Also, during your punishment time, I will leave your allowance on the computer to type homework! Now go to bed and think about what you've done!
JONAH: It's not that late in Seattle.
Empire State Building.
And suddenly, he goes, I saw the painting
How will I explain this to Walter?
[WALTER SNORING]
You scared me to death. You scared Victoria to death.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Like this is ♪
Oh, it was so funny. We were hysterical. What was that?
Thanks. And let me guess.
JONAH: He's kissing her right this minute!
I had them size it down.
Because he doesn't even notice that she doesn't get up to say hello.
MAN: Subject of this evening's medical update is: You and your spleen.
You make a million decisions that mean nothing
Excuse me.
Congratulations, Walter.
♪ Sugar sweet so is she ♪
[VICTORIA LAUGHING]
♪ One girl you're ♪ ♪ You're everything to ♪
What?
crippled. And he's too proud to find out why she doesn't come.
Well, it's okay now.
Gunga Din is not a swatch kind of movie.
I'd rather die than eat airplane food.
Friday would be great, yeah.
♪ Back in the saddle again ♪
Right, honey. Right.
It's just tough this time of year.
Just like your next door office buddy