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I want you to know that your son called
Sam, do you think that there is someone out there you could love as much as your wife?
Yes, I do. In fact my firm has box seats to the Mariners. Why don't we all go some time.
Yeah. All of Seattle knows.
Thank you. Hello.
On the top of the Empire State Building.
It's Kermit's Swamp Years! You messing up your ink! You broke the printer!
What should I do? Just write some documentation
You know, without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie that she just saw.
Yeah, for dishes, glasses, silver, everything.
WOMAN 2: Coming up, Jingle Bells backwards, sung by the New Jersey...
And I knew it.
I thought you'd never call me.
to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out.
Ohhhkay
♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪
♪ Ridin' the range once more ♪
It's easier to be killed by a terrorist than by 5G !
FIELDSTONE: Sam, tell me what was so special about your wife?
♪ Make someone happy ♪
You sound younger than our usual callers. How old are you?
You know where Oklahoma is? Somewhere in the middle.
When you added them all up
[♪♪♪]
Happy New Year.
So, Claire, is there a problem?
♪ Where's the real stuff in life ♪ ♪ To cling to ♪
And then I gotta visit Winston-Hughes about switching over our computers, but...
It's a sign. Who needed a sign?
And could the whole front of the house open on a hinge so I can get in with a garage opener.
What about Walter? Oh, Walter.
Sam, I'm sorry... She didn't mean that.
[SCREAMS]
Then you have tests, then you get to do it with a condom.
Architect.
Dear Sleepless in Seattle. I live in Tulsa. Where's that?
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Just the way you feel about Walter.
♪ It's only green lights and all rights ♪
JONAH: I'm 8.
How did they get our number? Oh, let me guess. You gave it to them.
♪ The fundamental things apply ♪
So I mailed your letter.
♪ Sing it again ♪ ♪ The notes never end ♪
And then she's too proud to tell him that she's...
Jonah, for you to have one more chance of taking the quiz, I'm gonna make you take the quiz again at lunch tomorrow!
New Year's Eve. Please don't make me write it.
♪ Blackbird ♪
You okay?
I don't think I could let a woman pay for dinner.
♪ Sleigh ride together with you ♪ ♪ Horse, horses, horses ♪
♪ Or understand me ♪
If you play this backwards, it says Paul is dead.
What's so great about it?
Cary Grant, right? You know that movie?
[HORN HONKING]
Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. Of what?
Don't mind him, he's just a guy who's lost his wife.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
♪ Sometimes it's hard to be a woman ♪
Clarise is gonna be here.
I would like to propose a toast.
It's quite normal. Well...
Your Uncle Milton lost all of his money.
Oh, well, it was a million tiny, little things.
The Bermuda Triangle
Teachers be like...
I don't have to see the whole thing, just the part
Work hard, work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
CLIFF: Are you all right? It's nothing. It's nothing.
What? Look.
Do you want me to say that you're really, really short for your age,
Baldwin.
Married to Harold, who ran off with the secretary.
You're gonna miss the train. No, I'm not.
Oh, how will I get back to Baltimore on Friday?
but I'm only gonna be gone one night.
Remember, Dad, the Lou Gehrig line from, uh...
I was thinking about Seattle.
Or lock yourself in the closet or do anything that makes you need stitches.
It's in Oklahoma.
Do you wanna hear about destiny?
I mean, didn't you? Yes, I did.
FIELDSTONE: Aw, I can understand that. Jonah, is your dad home right now?
If you're having trouble sleeping, you might wanna try
FIELDSTONE: Have you talked to your dad about it?
Next time you think you see a black widow spider I want you to say:
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Welcome back to the best of Dr. Marcia Fieldstone
ROB: Where are you gonna go?
I should write something in this about magic.
Hi, Dad. This is Jessica.
SAM: What possessed you to give them our address?
I swear, when we're old and grey
What do they call that, when everything intersects? Kismet?
We're doing okay, aren't we? I mean, are we okay?
United, 597. JESSICA'S MOTHER: Jessica.
Becky heard this guy on the radio, she was sure it was Rick.
I'll have... White wine spritzer?
You want a fruit plate? I don't know. Do I?
Maybe when we get home, we'll get a dog.
BARBARA: Oh, honey, what a shame.
There's nothing anybody could do.
I did.
Did you even read that book?
Jonah, for you to have one more chance of taking the quiz, I'm gonna make you take the quiz again at lunch tomorrow!
Oh, no, I don't... What?