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Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]

TV-14 AdventureAnimationComedy
 

Rick hooks up the family's TV with interdimensional cable, allowing them to watch infinite TV from across the multiverse.

#1
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 34.091
I don't give a [BLEEP] what you think, Jerry.
#2
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.260
You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.
#3
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.515
Whoa... I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp!
#4
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.181
I don't know, do something with turquoise.
#5
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.812
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
#6
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.742
Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?
#7
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.951
And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!
#8
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.818
A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...
#9
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.657
Now that we know you think the tables are turning,
#10
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.528
Oh, my God, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!
#11
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.967
we know you thought there were unturned tables!
#12
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.743
All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
#13
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.569
Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?
#14
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.493
[BLEEP], I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick...
#15
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.188
...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
#16
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.128
Pedal to the metal, Morty.
#17
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.068
Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.
#18
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.530
I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart.
#19
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.376
Paid for by Michael Dennys and The Denny Singers.
#20
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.139
- What in the hell? - Sex sells, Morty.
#21
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.132
but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.
#22
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.573
Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles!
#23
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.481
I'm gonna... move to the southwest and...
#24
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.270
Starring...
#25
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.042
Twenty percent accurate, as usual, Morty.