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Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]

TV-14 AdventureAnimationComedy
 

Rick hooks up the family's TV with interdimensional cable, allowing them to watch infinite TV from across the multiverse.

#1
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.724
I don't give a [BLEEP] what you think, Jerry.
#2
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.906
You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.
#3
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.231
Whoa... I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp!
#4
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.386
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
#5
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.480
Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?
#6
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.757
I don't know, do something with turquoise.
#7
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.171
Now that we know you think the tables are turning,
#8
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.592
And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!
#9
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.612
Oh, my God, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!
#10
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.600
A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...
#11
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.432
we know you thought there were unturned tables!
#12
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.583
[BLEEP], I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick...
#13
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.945
Pedal to the metal, Morty.
#14
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.152
I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart.
#15
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.137
All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
#16
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.919
- What in the hell? - Sex sells, Morty.
#17
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.698
...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
#18
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.587
but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.
#19
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.524
Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles!
#20
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.062
Starring...
#21
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.782
Guilty! I sentence you to life in prison.
#22
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.580
Paid for by Michael Dennys and The Denny Singers.
#23
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.480
Whoop-dee-doo.
#24
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.400
Boy. [BLEEP] you, Jon. You [BLEEP] dumb, stupid, idiot.
#25
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.371
Guilty! Sentenced to murder.