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Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]

TV-14 AdventureAnimationComedy
 

Rick hooks up the family's TV with interdimensional cable, allowing them to watch infinite TV from across the multiverse.

#1
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 36.607
I don't give a [BLEEP] what you think, Jerry.
#2
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 32.315
You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.
#3
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.624
Whoa... I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp!
#4
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.783
I don't know, do something with turquoise.
#5
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.934
A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...
#6
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.346
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
#7
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.483
Oh, my God, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!
#8
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.130
we know you thought there were unturned tables!
#9
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.056
Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?
#10
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.986
Now that we know you think the tables are turning,
#11
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.674
And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!
#12
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.943
All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
#13
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.691
Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?
#14
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.328
Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.
#15
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.304
Guilty! Sentenced to murder.
#16
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.879
...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
#17
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.558
but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.
#18
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.508
[BLEEP], I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick...
#19
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.812
Paid for by Michael Dennys and The Denny Singers.
#20
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.665
- What in the hell? - Sex sells, Morty.
#21
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.569
Pedal to the metal, Morty.
#22
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.436
Twenty percent accurate, as usual, Morty.
#23
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.113
Sex sells what? Was that a movie, or like, does it clean stuff?
#24
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.925
I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart.
#25
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.271
I just made a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly,