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Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]

TV-14 AdventureAnimationComedy
 

Rick hooks up the family's TV with interdimensional cable, allowing them to watch infinite TV from across the multiverse.

#1
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 35.623
I don't give a [BLEEP] what you think, Jerry.
#2
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.843
You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you.
#3
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.005
Whoa... I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp!
#4
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.213
I don't know, do something with turquoise.
#5
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.977
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
#6
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.480
A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...
#7
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.896
Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?
#8
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.757
Oh, my God, I see Demons! I see demons are coming!
#9
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.425
Now that we know you think the tables are turning,
#10
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.395
And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!
#11
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.990
we know you thought there were unturned tables!
#12
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.153
All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
#13
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.517
Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?
#14
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.003
Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.
#15
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.996
...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
#16
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.865
[BLEEP], I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick...
#17
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.834
but you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.
#18
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.286
Pedal to the metal, Morty.
#19
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.276
Paid for by Michael Dennys and The Denny Singers.
#20
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.893
- What in the hell? - Sex sells, Morty.
#21
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.776
I hate acting, I hate cocaine, I hate Kristen Stewart.
#22
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.619
Twenty percent accurate, as usual, Morty.
#23
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.214
I'm gonna... move to the southwest and...
#24
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.066
Sex sells what? Was that a movie, or like, does it clean stuff?
#25
Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty [S01E08]
Released: 2014-03-17, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.063
Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles!