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You know, personally, she really scares me.
but if you're gonna pressure me about girls and about going out,
Well, yeah, thanks.
but it's not so much fun being young
Too soon for what?
Oh, this is nice.
Why won't you leave me alone?
Ugh. Get off!
she needs a good morning kiss from you.
You're not sharing in it
Is he a new partner?
Some guys just need help when it comes to the opposite sex,
Of what?
I carry the load every fucking day,
I mean, he's not cocky about it either.
You want to come in, meet my friends?
Well, you won't.
without being invaded by your bullshit about nothing.
# #
- You think so? - Mm-hmm.
Laisse-moi.
Yeah.
You never listen!
And you're not?
Just floating through reality
I didn't go fishing for her, okay?
why didn't you join a real agency in the first place?
And it works both ways.
You keep a monster in the closet,
Not for me.
I made you a soup, and I have salmon and a green salad.
you grow numb to the horror.
It takes a while to...
You're the worst, man. You're the fucking worst.
and if anything's unnecessarily cruel, that was it.
The mystery that holds within it
Did you do this to yourself?
like a man for once in your life.
to tell me that she got a callback
Did you express these sentiments to...
one of these acting classes yourself.
I still have that beautiful jacket I bought for you.
what I want you to do is to fool me,
# and we felt true #
I don't know whether to be pissed or happy
You take another girl, like that girl,
Good morning. This is your wake-up call.
If you're truly committed,
that kind of thing.
Haven't you even been listening to me?
Girls with the freshest faces, like yourself,
We specialize in real people who have a little something extra.
You know, this could be a real thing.
My brother's not here.
He's not here right now.
and we'll always want you.
There you are. Thanks.
in her breath,
since high school.
but it's better than living in hell.
All right, that's enough.
It's the truth.
I can't make it tonight.
what you're selling is the mystery,
I don't know what I'll do.
Sounds to me like you're the one who's free
the thrill of novelty or the forbidden.
I'm telling you I'm sorry, and you saying I'm not
You can kiss her after school.
of her flesh to your touch,
But nothing's worse
- I'm not old. - No.
of her reaction to every new touch and sensation.
Okay.
if you didn't sound like you fucking hate yourself.
And you wonder what the point is,
What if this business thing that you're talking about
I'm sure you knew a lot of handsome men.
what are you leaving her with, then?
Maybe you used to, but we don't do that anymore.
Credit?
I just... I don't think that's me.
Ah, Mormon.
Hey.
Play some music, man; Make some money.
Is looking at me like gazing into the abyss?
And if you're looking to be a supermodel,
We're just having a conversation, okay?
What are you talking about?
He shouldn't even be living here.
You stopped working.
you look at it long enough,
so, pa, I guess you're gonna have to go for me.
firstly, it's cruel.
Maybe I have nothing to give to anyone.
Are you gonna leave this house
I'll be gone by the time you wake up...
Fix it!
Do you have any acting experience?
- Come on. - Let's go.
Yep, I understand. She'll...
I did.