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But mostly I feel like I'm living in a dream.
# we burned to the ground #
and had your fun.
How am I being spared?
He's been busy.
And you're clearly very vocal
than being old and holding youth in your hands,
That's the curse I'm talking about:
Yeah, sorry, God.
Do something so you can get the hell out of there.
Just get all your shit and come stay here.
You quit.
about hanging out with the old ones,
But...
Promise me you won't go back there.
- What are all these yams? - If you're still hungry.
# #
You still have your place.
Great. That sounds great.
and I don't think he's been out with a girl
Fix your room!
of bamboozled girls off the street and housewives
'Cause I'm gonna use it,
Hey.
No, I mean, you should...
That's the worst part.
She saw us all scrambling around on the playground,
Spending a lot of time with the new kid.
crashing on the pavement.
My mistake. Um...
Why'd she come here?
but it's different.
That's probably for the best.
I needed his.
Get the fuck out of here!
Jewish guilt.
I didn't say anything, but she wasn't for you.
There are some things I need to tell him.
Just please fucking eat like a normal human being.
# #
It's gonna help you channel some of that anger.
# #
I just wanted to say I'm so sorry.
Why is that so fucking wrong?
lulled by the numb response of your own nerves to her flesh,
what they think they should be feeling,
of all the boys that was fighting,
Who is this guy, another college buddy?
Did something change around here?
give her the chance to believe she can cash in
Well, I think the copyright's expired at this point.
I know you cooked and everything,
You know it, I know it, the people in the room know it,
Yeah, I haven't been composing recently.
but I'm gonna go.
You work all the time. What's so great about your life
Too many girls.
Well, I just put a few extra.
doesn't work out and you can't pay it back?
Why would you do this to yourself?
and tell you that you will lose everything and gain nothing,
- I did? - Yeah, you did.
Just for a minute. I won't bother you.
Hello?
give it a go for a few weeks, thank you for coming.
after taking only a few classes from this man.
It's like a disease.
I should go.
but I guess it's like
I'm gonna start the carrots now, mom.
Oh, you don't have to tell him.
Thank you all for coming. I know it's early.
So you're gonna need cash.
What do you mean, "what am I doing?"
He doesn't eat.
I mean, if you...
Hello?
because she kept her expectations low all along,
He was incredibly handsome when we met.
Your work?
you're boring.
So you can be free.
Who was it?
I've been trying to work up the courage to return her gaze.
and have gotten nothing.
What...
Come on, enough with that already.
Now it's like you're this mouse in a gigantic maze.
Ugh.
Aren't you sick of this bullshit?
All right, I'll take them out. I'll take them out.
after the raking over I gave you in that class.
When I was eight, my dad split.
Mom!
But the sky still doesn't fall.
that every mystery, once revealed,
you've got nothing. People think you got something.
# my wishes #
the rest of us have to deal with every fucking day?
I would go into a room,
Doesn't seem like a very good reason to marry someone.
Secondly, a couple of girls that I brought in
It's okay, I just put too many yams on.
We can do other things.
But after two weeks,
I'm sorry, but now isn't such a good time to...
just the opposite.
The Asian woman that you're staying with.
for a pretty ridiculous rate.
You ever thought about that? Hmmph.
You promise her that moon and don't give it to her