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I started growing hair. It grew and grew. It wouldn't stop growing.
Hand it to you!
- Okay, fine. - Four, five, and six.
How dare they turn this magnificent castle into a haven to the lay tourist.
Some old gypsy man delivered it. Here.
My favorite is here?
She's a lovely child. Is she yours?
Well, they have that certain Transylvanian flair.
How come you grabbed this reporter by the cajones?
Here she is. She's fine.
These old chandeliers have a tendency to give way.
Go. Bring them to me.
Okay, fine. I'll make an appointment.
My favorite?
Or, you know, Laura's so capable. She's very grown up.
The stones at Easter Island,
Transylvania 6-5000.
No, don't bother the mayor. Please don't.
No, Gil, it's a phony. Those guys obviously staged the whole thing.
- Hi. - Hi.
He goes by the name of Lawrence Malbot.
No. You get up and you look for her now.
And your wife.
The mayor.
I think there's something in this room.
Who are you?
do you still seek to write lurid stories
I see. You want a... woman.
- Lupi. - What?
- It's good. You, cream? - No, no thank you.
You hear that? A wolf.
I see.
Let's hear what he has to say.
RUN! RUN! LOOK, IT'S EVIL LEAFY!
Well? What do you think?
And I was wondering, could we have dinner tonight?
the Transylvania penal system from the inside. However...
Yes, master.
He's got a demented mind, not me...
I sleep now.
I'm sure to get their names in the paper. So, what's up?
- Mints, master? - No.
Who's that? Who is it?
If you want to write about us, write about a happy Transylvania.
Wait. Wait, your favorite is still here. Believe me.
Laura!
"Laughter conceals fear. And the wheel of truth has many spokes.
Do you remember how she used to look? Show them.
Thank you, master.
Of course not.
Jack, get him out! Get him out of the lab!
Look, I'll only be in town a couple of days.
- Do not be afraid. - Who's afraid?
- I did. - No, you didn't.
Not my pants, this belt. This belt!
And we've put up with it, haven't we?
.
Okay.
Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
Laura, it's your mommy.
I'm going to start working this story. Okay? I say we go to town,
- No, no, not now. - It's good.
I just wanna make everything perfect for you, because you deserve it.
Because if you guys come back with nothing,
You're so childish. You really are a baby.
It's so good to have you back where you belong.
You embarrassed the hell out of me.
Come on.
I can well understand your Frankenstein fixation.
What story?
- I want to kiss you. - Can't we have lunch first or something?
Okay, okay...
- Good. - See?
Alive, alive, alive, alive...
Look, this area's too much.
Enjoy our way of life.
Gil, thank God.