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My bloodshot beauty speaks up.
Walk under it and you will find a door.
- What are they doing out in the daytime? - They make beautiful music.
Malavaqua has played me for a fool.
With my friends.
That was a book. That was a movie. That wasn't real life.
I asked about Frankenstein.
Who knew we'd run right smack in the middle of it.
when out of nowhere, I was accosted by a lady Dracula.
If I didn't have you chained to the wall, no man in this town would be safe.
Life has run its course.
Sometimes, permits itself the luxury of...
The facts, Gil. The facts!
- This is a mistake. - Don't listen to him.
the streets echoed with cries of "Frankenstein!"
There! His type has come.
You got him! You got him!
Where's my wallet? Wallet...
I tell you two to keep an eye on him,
Now wait a minute.
I'm sorry. I was interrupted by a wind.
Where? What? There's nothing in here.
But as the full moon rises, he becomes a wolf.
Two reporters have been inquiring about Frankenstein's monster.
We're here five minutes and you make me the laughingstock of Transylvania.
He devoted his whole life to trying to cure the common cold
Do you want these things living in your town?
- We took a pint of blood. - AB positive.
Light the fire!
You hear the one about the surgeon lobotomy?
For meddling in police affairs.
- Radu. - Yes, master?
- I've heard stories. - Stories. About us?
He's okay. Now why'd you bring this guy here?
Now, we're not pushing it just a little with this Frankenstein thing.
Hi.
Not the movie. The person. Never mind.
Here. You know, Gil...
But hey, enough about me.
- Yes. - He's too strong!
The creature from Estée Lauder!
and they put it in his pocket.
What am I running here, an outpatient clinic?
Then you leave me with the burdens my job can bring.
I'll get you now, you limping monster!
Somebody help me. Help me, somebody.
Well, in case you think of it, I don't want you to do it.
Shut up, you lowlife!
So what? My doctor lost his license to practice medicine. There's no story.
Okay, did you get anything? Or did I waste my expertise on dilly-dallying?
Shut up, I'm working.
- Wait, there's more. - I also gave her a body lift.
What the hell are you laughing at? The joke is on you, you stupid!
- Okay. - This better be good.
They laugh at me, as they laugh at you.
Would you like some espresso?
The wine festival at a time like this?
Lupi, Radu. Please, don't work so hard.
- He is, look at him! - No, please, everybody.
- Thank you. - Why didn't you say, "Who is it?"
I don't like this at all.
You two are both so helpful to me.
You're giving me a headache.
Hey, I've got Godzilla in the back room.
What kind of question?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I know.
Well, I'm all ready.
Radu, are you okay?
The guard isn't here. Why'd you get down?
Lupi, leave me alone.
Thank you, Radu. You're very kind.
I'm being followed master.
Dead.
Hurt you? No.
The product of a demented mind.
Get away from here, you fool!
Yes, Gil.
- I heard they were having a novena. - A novena?