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Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]

TV-14 ComedyDrama
 

Cyndee and her boyfriend Brandon visit Kimmy in New York. Kimmy discovers that Cyndee has been using her "mole woman" past to get things she's always wanted, including Brandon. Kimmy's relationship with Charles takes a turn.

#1
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.569
Scram, you stupid honky!
#2
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.221
- Guess who! - I don't like that!
#3
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.460
[in Spanish] "Brandon" is a gay guy's name, right?
#4
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.411
for a real New York pizza bagel.
#5
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.254
[laughs] First time on bath salts, dear?
#6
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.134
Are you asking me out, you tasty little Bob the Builder?
#7
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.733
White people kiss their dogs.
#8
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.077
Smooth jazzercise.
#9
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.692
[imitating Borat] my wife?
#10
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.402
Brandon is gay, Cyndee.
#11
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.345
Well, I wish I was your yellow hat!
#12
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.035
- What? - It's gay for "desk."
#13
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.516
- Interest level exceeded. - Wait, wait, wait!
#14
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.400
It's a photo of a man's penis.
#15
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.745
Let's hear it for breakfast!
#16
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.289
You are an escritoire!
#17
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.327
from re-varnishing an Edwardian escritoire.
#18
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.307
Titus, age doesn't matter.
#19
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.235
I found these butterscotch’s in my pocket.
#20
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.949
- Where are you right now? - Just sucking on a chill pill.
#21
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.935
I... I got a tattoo that says "bean curd."
#22
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.677
Just sucking on a chill pill.
#23
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.023
It means "bean curd."
#24
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.909
like I'm Jesus's crazy stepbrother Terry.
#25
Kimmy Kisses a Boy! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E05]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.588
You're from Tampa.