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The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]

TV-MA Comedy
 

Richard hires Jared to design a business plan. Big Head is asked to work for Gavin Belson, where he discovers that Hooli has stolen the Pied Piper algorithm and calls it Nucleus. Meanwhile Richard struggles to get his money from Gregory.

#1
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.296
- Don't be a dick. - Mushroom stamp!
#2
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.645
Mushroom stamp! That's great.
#3
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.111
with big tits and small nipples.
#4
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.023
Richard, stop being a fucking pussy and start being an asshole.
#5
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.853
- Sergey Brin does. [Chuckles] Larry doesn't do shit. - See?
#6
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.773
You look like someone starved a virgin to death.
#7
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.597
And I write sleek performant low-overhead scala code
#8
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.407
[Audious] Cueing, John Wayne in a mansion. Not found.
#9
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.916
he's as pointless as Mass Effect 3's multiple endings.
#10
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.536
- Hey. - Mushroom stamp!
#11
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.484
I'm saving up all my humors for her.
#12
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.170
It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me, ensuring your packets
#13
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.146
Audious, play John Lennon's Imagine.
#14
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.603
God, I hate Palo Alto.
#15
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.474
- But he's a great guy. - Great guy. But useless.
#16
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.278
I need you to be a complete asshole.
#17
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.168
I mean, Mass Effect 3? Harsh.
#18
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.821
Don't be a slut, Richard.
#19
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.713
We'll call you when we want pleated khakis.
#20
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.135
I made a perverted, sexist, useless thing.
#21
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.948
and he has a boner and we're all sitting there
#22
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.630
Hey, this is a private party, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
#23
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.521
I actually went to Vassar.
#24
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.404
asshole vacuum and that void is filled by other assholes, like Jared.
#25
The Cap Table - Silicon Valley [S01E02]
Released: 2014-04-13, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.360
Dinesh, change the lighting to something erotic