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The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block.

#1
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.916
- We don't know. - Who put cookies in his mouth?
#2
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.871
- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.
#3
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.733
My question to you is: Who's putting your pants on?
#4
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.873
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
#5
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.489
Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
#6
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.090
- This Wednesday? - No, next Wednesday.
#7
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.962
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
#8
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.404
So vibrant she'd be spinning.
#9
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.226
But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.
#10
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.843
Maybe he's diabetic. He might just need a cookie or something.
#11
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.824
Well, he could've dropped acid when you weren't looking.
#12
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.684
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
#13
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.681
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
#14
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.480
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
#15
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.091
What community? There's a community?
#16
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.054
You're welcome.
#17
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.775
Finally we make the turn, and this guy who was triple-parking cars...
#18
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.454
I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.
#19
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.264
You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
#20
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.675
- What extremities? - What's an extremity?
#21
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.475
Call an ambulance.
#22
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.284
I hear you! I'm coming down! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
#23
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.191
These pretzels...
#24
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.950
All these years, I'm living in a community, I had no idea.
#25
The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]
Released: 1991-12-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.679
- I put my pants on, Sid. - I don't believe you.