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-What are you thinking about? -l asked you first.
These tits are good.
Look, every guy's got a fantasy about another guy,
-Really? -Yeah, really. We're good at it.
No, no, it's fine. Thanks. Thank you.
-I'm telling you, I could shit right now. -Awesome.
You mean the thing I like well?
Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be one kick-ass quilting bee.
(SINGING) Burn that mother down, y'all
And you know what? lt happened.
But it was never the same between us.
Way down below the ocean...
You know he's 1 4, right?
-FELlClA: lan ! Dude! -I'm... Could you excuse me for a second?
-Purple sounds great, lan. Purple? -Yeah, I can go...
Let's just find a safe place to sleep it off.
-You sure? -Yeah, of course.
Um... I'm kind of working right now.
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
No, tomorrow.
You got a little loogie.
Dude, weren't you in my gym class? What is it? Egan?
-Dude! What the fuck? -You nailed his girlfriend.
Come on, Leesh, just drop the hard-ass thing for two minutes.
Maybe we could hum along
the viewer,
-That is so funny. -That is so funny.
-Yeah. -You're a moron.
-You serious? -Do I look serious?
Harsh
Hey, Big D, sorry. Go back to sleep. You're golden.
(GASPlNG)
That's right, John. On this unrated DVD we promise you,
Pull a breath like another cigarette
Yeah, we hit a few snags, but she's banging like a champ now.
You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters.
I mean, you got a smooth-running vehicle now, you know, 'cause we fixed it.
ANDY: Dude, we would bang her so hard.
lan. Where you going? Don't give up.
Fuck you ! Motherfucking son of a bitch !
This courageous young lady pours her heart out and this is getting you hot?
Go right!
You don't want to come off as desperate.
Yes, because this version of the movie is going to suck.
Lance, you know, I really do want to visit my grandma, but...
Don Henley's words represent our love.
Don't puss out. Be cool.
lan, give me the goddamn gun before you shoot your dick off.
Let's make some music, make some money Find some models for wives
lt's like, sometimes like, Tuesdays you want the big, old fucking shiny-ass cock,
Okay.
Yeah, kind of. Being kind of a dick. l'd say... No, not really.
-Hey, I was born to fertilize. -Yeah.
-First day of Rumspringa? -Rumspringa!
Hey! Thanks for the lift, man. l've been out there for hours.
Let's see, what else?
-Yeah. -Yeah, exactly.
Now come here.
-Dad thinks you're gay. -What?
Get away from me. ls that what you do?
I mean, there's a number of charges,
There is... There is a girl that l've been kind of...
I appreciate your honesty.
Said I don't care just what you think
-All right. We good? -Yeah, we're good.
lt's okay, baby. Just let those tears fall.
lAN: Fuck you, Lance. God, you don't even give a shit about him.
Oh. Um...
TlFFANY: Felicia. How's it fitting, hon?
And where is Luis? 5th and Crescent!
Man, you're too... Here, thanks. Thank you so much.
lAN: You know, when you cut your foot on a piece of glass,
Hey! Hey, ladies.
(ENGlNE CHOKlNG)
-Do you want us to come over? -Do you like pizza?
Ease it back, man. That donut ain't fucking around.
Hey, kid, where you from?
Be back in a couple minutes. I'm gonna wait for that to numb up.
Our new friend's got nothing left in the tank.
-Just give me a minute. -No, no, no, no. Now, sissy.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't do this with you.
What is this blowjob that you speak of?
Wow!
Dude, you’re working the mouth.
-Are you okay? -Fuck. Yeah.
We used to stay up all night just talking and laughing and carrying on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all take off in the morning.
Dude. Don't even bother. Your game is not gonna work on that girl.
Buttfucking.
before my wedding.
What happened?
Coach's got us running two-a-days, so I gotta bounce.
lt's a great party school.
Mmm-hmm. Great.
-And that guy's looking right at your dick. -Atta-boy.
lan... Over there. Slowly.
The only way you can keep his kind around is to get his babies up in you pronto.
-No, we're just friends. We're amigos. -You make a good couple.
-How old are you? -Old enough.
Holy shit, lan. Right on !
DRUNK AMlSH GlRL: Rumspringa!
Ah !
In misery
Palms up, I'm trading 'em
But I just haven't had any luck with girls, Rex.
I think there's still room for somebody to write the great American novel.
-What about your other girlfriend there? -Nice.
because I'm just trying to show another human being a little compassion.
-My 1 4-year-old brother Dylan? -Yeah.
All right, you, corn-fed, you can punch my friend Lance, but just once.
-l don't want her along. -Really?
(LAUGHS)