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(SINGING) Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
-Would you like to help? -Not really.
Real simple. Climb the rope, hit the bell, win a prize.
your whole being-a-dick thing with this girl I met online.
-This is insane! -l know.
-No, Becca, I did it yesterday. -Please, lan.
ls this the plan?
Everybody just be cool.
Dude, what the fuck?
(lAN EXCLAlMlNG)
Look, all I'm saying is everybody wants a challenge.
lan, do not listen to him.
-You are dead, psycho-virgin ! -No, no!
Darren and I already discussed them, and he said he'd pay for it.
ANDERS: All right. Why don't you do one more?
You just... lf you keep your shoulders down...
They could give a fuck.
-A pleasure. -Yeah, thanks for fixing our bus.
Eat bat, dickhead !
I'm not a chance, but a heat wave in your pants
Sorry. He's all right.
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
No one's around for miles. Come on.
No, you are. You keep talking about it.
I broke my key off and Ron let me borrow the...
We're back tomorrow before Rex even knows the car is gone.
Smacks you in the face with it a little bit
Yeah, but it was a just-friends kind of thing.
All right, you're up. Grip it and rip it.
l'll do it.
Hey!
Really?
We would take that ass and just...
-LANCE: I hear that. -Oh, yeah.
You know that thing, when runners say they break the wall?
-lan, get in this car. -I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
-Excuse me. -Listen, old man, I'm only gonna tell you...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I am not racing in my brother's car.
Thank you, guys, very, very, very much. You guys fucking rule, man.
Weird, that thing must have fallen straight from space.
(FARTlNG)
(lMlTATlNG SOBBlNG)
Maybe you should shut your face hole 'cause l've only had one beer ever.
No, Now Clay Aiken!
Damn.
lan just killed that guy.
Okay, put your hands on your head !
Dude, turn around.
lt looks like you fellows got it all under control.
We gotta go find Ms. Tasty.
(EXHALES)
You go on ahead. I think I'm gonna stay here, kick it Amish.
MAN: All right. See you later, buddy.
(SlNGlNG) When I'm home alone I just can't stop myself
-What? No, l... -You're shocked. You can't believe it.
-Yeah. No, but it's... So we're good? -We're good. Yeah, technically.
Dr. Teddescoe will be with you present-like.
And I mean, you really beat an endangered species to death today.
Wait. Wait. How did you find me?
Fill up the tank, would you, buddy?
Anytime. it's your home now.
The lnternet?
He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief.
Uh-oh.
we can go live like you heathens for a while.
Jesus. l've been pissing for an hour.
Rolling brown out
but your whole trying too hard thing,
Ow, cut it out! Hurts doesn't it?
You queer?
God damn it. Fuck!
I don't know, Rex. You know, just feelings,
In misery
I told her she could stay here this weekend.
Yeah, nobody offer to help. I got this under control.
-I'm looking forward to that. -Hey, no, seriously, we will.
I wasn't friends with any of them.
Sir? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
I'm Bobby Jo.
lan's gonna treat it like it's meat that needs tenderizing.
Okay. You're right.
Brandy! Shit.
No coaching there, Lombardi. Read the sign.
-Oh, shit! -Okay. Okay, all right.
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
Tasty's probably a guy, anyway.
The big Mexican won't go down ! Take the shot!
What do you like better, The shaft or the balls?
Yeah.
Hello? Little buddy? Hello.
I can't believe she had a fucking baby.
REX: (LAUGHlNG) You suck.
Like, she won't stop crying.
-When are you done? -Yeah, what are you doing after?
Really?
TONY BUCKETS
-Here's that pee you ordered. -Roll them up.
Hey, dude, wait up. Hold on.
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Bare tits like these.
Oh, my gosh ! That's so awesome. Wow, I gotta get some fruit.
Oh, Bobby, you were so awesome back there.
-What a jip. -And how...
Run for your life.
Yeah, well, that's why I'm still a virgin.
-Hey. -No f-ing way!
-Yeah. -Yeah, it's like... it's famous.
Right. Whatever, scrotch. You can't get your fist pregnant.
And Rex is actually a pretty great guy these days.
so I wouldn't know anything about your '69 GTO Judge.
You know, I read that they have a really great astronomy program.
(SCREAMlNG)
What's up with the bandana, dude? Huh?
Yeah, whatever.
you got arrested, you got in a prison fight.
-Yeah, you mentioned that. -Yeah, super hard.
lan is a bust-ass virgin.
You want these gift-wrapped, Egan?
But it's not nearly as bad as it sounds on paper, okay? I promise.
You better hope so, mister. Get in.
Dude, what the hell? Why are you driving Rex's car?
-This is John Morris. -Screenwriter and producer of Sex Drive.
What's up?