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(URlNATlNG)
So, okay. So, are your parents, like, still going
Hey, what do you like better, the shaft or the balls?
It's time for you to pledge. Right now!
-Nobody? -l... I was kidding, too.
if you couldn't have gotten to your shows,
You can pound it till it bleeds.
I know, I was with this stripper in Vegas, and I was like, you want this?
What does it taste like?
You Felicia?
You're a grown man.
LANCE: So you want l-80 East and then 65 goes all the way through lndiana.
-How about I tell you after? -Yeah, sure.
That's how people wind up getting gay, you know.
Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
I might be the coolest guy you’ve ever met
-Thank you. -Yeah. You're welcome.
I love fixing other peoples shit for free
You all just wait 20 minutes and I'll top it off for you.
they're gonna fuck with us.
(CHRISTIAN ROCK PLAYING ON STEREO)
455 Big Block, Ram Air. 4-1 1 posi, something like that.
This dude wants to race.
He's 1 8 years old. I don't have to do that shit anymore.
What? You think everything in my profile's the God's honest truth? No.
You ever heard of Heidingspringa?
Nice hair. lt'll look even better in my crotch.
-Hey. -REX: Straight home, pussy!
I couldn't see you through the corn. I'm sorry.
And that's no way to live.
(SCREAMlNG)
No, actually, she doesn't. She doesn't, ever.
Everybody likes Lance. I like Lance.
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
Wow! A little tip action there. That's really suggestive.
-Are you sure you're ready? -Yeah.
I figure with the parts and labor, you know, out the door... 4,200.
-Found your computer maps, douche-bag ! -Okay.
Here you go. Pulls to the left.
Lindsay, say hi to your mom.
Yeah, no, the only thing about that is we're kind of behind schedule right now.
All right, you take the car,
What? I'm just saying, you usually dress so... You look nice.
Why? 'Cause he got to fussing some over a suffering critter?
(SLURPlNG)
Okay. Awesome.
Okay. Okay.
-No. -Okay. Then yeah.
I don't give a shit what Denise says,
Get all ready. Looks good.
Winnebago! Winnebago!
Dude, when we get out of here, just tell her you got pinched.
-Hey, boys. You get some rest? -Thanks, man. Thanks for fixing the bus.
Said, I don't care what you think
Cat fight!
-l asked you first. -Nothing.
The best of us can find happiness
Look, I know you don't approve, but I'm sorry, I just...
What is going on with you? You bought rubbers?
-You're my best friend. -l know, and you're my best friend.
-Hey, can I ask you guys a question? -You just did.
Holy fucking shit! That's how you do that!
Dude, I don't care if fucking Steve McQueen's zombie corpse is in that car.
-I'm into you and I'm hard. -Yeah.
Don't be a pussy. Tell her she's an ugly skank.
-You used to be on my paper route. -Okay, sure. My mom likes you.
That didn't work out like you planned, did it?
Again?
lt's classic.
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
I'm just fucking with you. I don't need one more charge brought.
Holy shit!
Hi.
(SCREAMlNG)
Just relax, man. I got a good feeling about this, you know.
Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you. I have this exact same tribal tattoo.
Because, me, I never try
In misery
Looks like a Nachos BellGrande.
and you're gonna cry to because Derrick Dicottes found some other girl.
Oh, shit!
Trading 'em
but tonight's about getting that dick a little daylight.
This is the type of girl who has...
What the fuck!
Let's go. Bring it in.
IAN: By Christmas, my dad got used to the idea.
-Felicia, you want to do this? -Yes.
What do you know about girls? l've never even seen you with a girl.
-What color bra are you wearing? -ls your mom hot, too?
What am I supposed to do?
-Yeah. -l can hear you.
Uh... lan. lt... I think it's still...
Need some help?
-Thanks. I'm Sandy. -I'm lan.
I'm gonna go check on the car.
I'm in the prime of my life
You love me, too, then.
FELlClA'S MOM: You guys drive safe now. Bye!
What? What's wrong with you?
Hey, lan, Felicia, this is my boy, Ezekiel.
LANCE: What happened? lAN: it's stuck.
That is a long drive, my sugar biscuit!
Yeah, fuck it. Let's dance.
His heart was breaking for this poor little thing.
Who's gonna pound on it? Say it. lan's gonna pound on it.
Don't be a pussy. Tell him he's an ugly skank.
Anyway, so this is great. You changed your mind.
(FLUSHlNG)
Tell me your name, I'm dying here
FELlClA: Turn the wipers on ! lAN: They are on.
I don't care
-Hello! -Damn, you're right.
LANCE: That's a lesson learned.
(LAUGHS)
-Welcome to the unrated... -Uncircumcised...
-Yo, stage fright, how're we doing? -Damn it, Lance, just give me a minute.
but the most prominent ones were animal cruelty
I feel like that when my dick's in your mouth.
Like, right when you take your mouth off and it's like kind of
(SINGING) Hey
Or for free if you meet the right girl and tell her I'm on Rumspringa.
Hey, you know, I was thinking, do you always have to flash them the twins?
lt's gonna happen whether you fight it or not.
Cocksucker!
She was hiding in the back seat, no biggie.
Holy buckets.
-yeah, what’s your problem, bitch?
-We'll get back to you on that one. -All right.
lan, why do you got to work the mouth when you talk to us?
No! Oh, God ! No, thank you ! No, thank you !