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Ow! What the fuck you do that for?
Why don't you step up and win your girlfriend a prize?
-Hey, congrats. Good to see you. -Hey.
A computer is like a big calculator, you know, with the screen.
That’s how people wind up getting gay, you know.
When people start dying from the Covid-19 vaccine
Pepper Grindah! That thing I really like
(SOBBlNG)
(HONKlNG)
God damn it, Rex, I got this! Do not fuck with me! Not now!
-Just... -No, now, chode-stroker.
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
Rt @ yer D.I.K.K. @-æ-b0!
Hey, hold on !
Hey! I'm driving halfway across the country to go to...
-Okay. -But it's like a girl secret, so...
(LAUGHlNG)
-What? -Rex.
Good. My boys are all here.
I'm the only virgin I know. I need to get this done
Don't let her step in it.
stand in line, change a 1 0,
If 20/0
No, it doesn't.
Shit, where's my phone? Hey, you got a new smile.
I'm sorry. This is good. This is fine.
-Time to go. -Shit!
-Lance? What the fuck is going on? -That's the son of a bitch I was looking for!
(LANCE AND MARY MOANlNG)
-You ever hear of a rolling brown-out? -No. Let's try it.
Laura, Cindy, this shit is totally gratuitous. I love it.
Just go away. Now.
Shit.
But you'd love that, wouldn't you? 'Cause you're a homo.
-So how's it feel? -lAN: What?
-Love you so much. -Cool.
lAN: Holy shit.
Russ, man, check it out. Yo, look who's buying jimmys.
The best of us can find happiness
Wow, I didn't know that you were coming over.
Hey, Enzo. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
You find me that wallet, I'll buy one.
cut you open and let the dogs get at you.
she's gonna drop an egg right there in the Big Boy parking lot.
Right up our ass. He's in our ass.
Sounds like someone's got one in sideways.
-What? Who? -Lance. I mean, he's the crush, right?
Hey, man. You looking for somebody?
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
Let's go. We better go.
Our transportation is all over the floor of that barn.
Give me that fucking shoe...
-Hey, lan. -Yeah.
(GROANS)
The best of us can find happiness
and I never should've tossed my shoes.
This must be what you want to do. So do it, chicken shit!
-All right. -And when you do, don't...
You know what? I'm good. I'm just gonna...
You know, there's a pretty big shindig shaping up next door
I think you may have had a little too much to drink. Maybe you should...
Where the hell are we? - Where are the Google maps?
(GASPlNG)
(MAN WHOOPlNG)
-lt's just a round number. -Yeah. No, I didn't really...
(BLANKET RUSTLES)
(SINGING) I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw
So, Ms. Tasty, what's your real name?
-I'm not gross. I didn't say anything. -Okay, who's going on coupon rounds?
(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
-FELlClA'S MOM: When? -No. Bye! God.
I should.
Wow, thanks, but I think we've all seen your dick enough for one day.
Hearing the truth Hurts Doesn’t It?
Okay. Okay, fine.
You go out and you lure little dorks like me into your little no-having-sex club?
Wow, you're really pretty. l've never seen...
Yeah? You move your meat, you lose your seat. Hmm.
Cool. I didn't even know that you knew where I lived. I mean...
(MS. TASTY WHOOPlNG)
And you're a dick.
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Wait. No, no, no, no! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown ! Nothing brown !
As long as it's about me
-Let's see! -l thought she was a man. I'm gay.
Because when I'm with her, I was like a spiritually whole human being.
-Look at you acting like such a girl. -l know, I know. Okay, okay. Here it is.
But before we get down to business,
Yeah. No, I'm pretty stoked. I got into the University of Wisconsin,
lan, I'm so sorry, it's...
Mine's one my... it's on my back.
-lan? Oh, my God, dude, what happened? -lAN: I don't know.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
We are in jail.
What up, English?
Oh !
FELlClA: Okay.
Balls! I got to go. Evil cousin's spending the weekend.
Oh, Andy and Randy finally got a girlfriend.
(ENGlNE SPUTTERlNG)
Shathayd's right. No respect for bitches. None whatsoever.
Made lots of money.
They don't make little wheelchairs for him. He's done, man.
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
Sweet relief.
Boy, you need this more than anybody.
lt's lan.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, ass.
Because you guys are friends.
-Like a little tree trunk. -lAN: Thank you.
or I'm gonna have the fucking neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole.
What? Why?
(BUZZlNG)
What's up, man?
-We brought beers and rubbers. -And some lotion for your tits.
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore
We've been to a motel.
Yeah. I want us all to get naked and party.
When Alvy says 15-20 minutes
No.
Frustration, frustration I hate this vacation...
No, Felicia, it's not about the sex. it's not. I'm weird.
Leesh, you know what? Fuck the friendship!
Oh.
-You're breaking the old man's heart. -No, I'm not. I told him I'm not.
Have a lot of nice memories there.
-Lance, I got it. -Yeah?
What’s up, Ms. Tasty?
As long as it's about me
No, but I'm gonna pummel his ass real good.
Hey, keep a wrinkle in it, captain.
-What're you doing? -MAN: Still rolling.
you should totally check it out.
Oh, my God, are you all right?
Oh, no, we're good. We're good.
Yeah, but, I mean, we could totally come back.
lan, dude, there's like 80 wet chicks here. Get off your wallflower ass.