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I don't care what you think
Well, looks like we're up. Go on, get in there.
All right, this is not what it looks like. lt was a project for school.
But I'm guessing this chick is baby fresh.
Now, the party, it doesn't start
-He's really hanging in there. -God ! Fuck!
Yeah, you should. You should really get on the road.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you got my stuff.
I knew you'd find some way to fuck this up for him.
No way! No way my little brother's taking it in the chili ring.
What ya got, Mr. Mans?
Kick it in the ass, dildo!
So l'd say that makes us dead square.
-She's in... -Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?
(SNORlNG)
-Hey, Lance. Tight party. -Okay, rude.
And it don't make no difference to me
(LAUGHlNG)
This is going to be hilarious.
Yeah, it's like a series of computers that are connected through...
Hi.
Shit.
No way, man ! You're dead.
find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters.
(SCOFFS)
So take that for whatever it's worth, buddy.
-Lolly? -Thank you.
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, that ska band from Delaware.
(LlNDSAY MOANlNG)
-Are you gonna go to college? -University of Boulder.
Go. Go.
Sorry.
(SNlFFS)
Here.
but I'm still apprehensive about her husband being there,
You kids want to help yourself to a can of Purple?
-Hey, babe, you wanna party? -I'm at a party.
Um...
Oh my God. Do you have a degree in this?
(NASTY GIRL PLAYlNG ON HEADPHONES)
Yeah, what's your problem, bitch?
Hey. What's your secret?
I love you so much.
Becca? Hey.
Last night, your old man popped the question.
And a chalupa!
-lan. -Oh, no. Please.
Could be ten.
Let's go, ladies.
Shit. How much is a lot?
Yes!
Well, I called your cell phone, and then someone answered here.
I gotta tell you, I'm impressed. I'm proud of you, you know.
-Don't apologize to her. -I'm sorry.
Mike illiag
Hey, sweetheart, listen. Please don't take this the wrong way,
They just love the hotel suites, now
Fuck Off Donut
Unless you've got something better to say to me.
-What are you doing in there, man? -What're you doing out here, man?
What's the deal? Dude.
Backslash-we-rule!
Yeah!
-Both hands, asshole! -lAN: I can't move the other arm.
Got any in the trunk?
As long as it's about me
(SINGING) Life is beautiful
-This bombshell. Come on. -You know, she's not into me anyways.
Yeah, it's just a fucking girl's mess, and then we're gonna be...
Hello, my name is Sean Anders. Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.
Rumspringa! Whoo!
Hey, look what I found in my bag.
-Howdy. -Howdy.
OK SERIOUSLY QUIT BEING SUCH A FAG AND GET IN
You think they care what women think about them?
You held out for a good one, the one you wanted.
(SCOFFS)
I don't care, okay? Ezekiel, take all the pieces and just
Okay, listen, you have got to be cool, 'cause if they see you shitting yourself
(GROANlNG)
-Yeah, no worries. -lt was a nice five-song set.
Could I use The Judge this weekend?
(CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING PLAYING)
Those guys are total nards. They never get anywhere.
(FLYING HIGH PLAYING)
and buttfucking
-Heads up. -What's with you?
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING)
What have you got?
You can keep your stupid flipping lollipop, anyway!
Dude. You stole a car, ran over a hillbilly,
-I'm... All right, all right. -You got to get over the monkey.
Wait! Put it... Put it back.
Say my name and his in the same breath
(ALL CHEERlNG)
(LlNDSAY GASPlNG)
(SlGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Oh ! Sure, sweetie. Do you have a stringie?
RANDY: You should pee on us.
Okay. I think you might.
I might be the coolest guy you’ve ever mer
You know, she doesn't even want me. She wants him.
Mmm ! A message came in.
Holy fucking fuck balls!!!
-lan. -Yeah?
(RlCK GRUNTlNG)
Get your ass out of the car, motherfucker!
-Pretty cousin? -lan, she's the anti-Christ.
Okay. Are you gonna... Awesome.
-Whoa. You look pretty. -God, shut up, lan !
-Another one for the collection. -Cool. Thanks.
So anyway, we're there and she's like...
-You were stalking me. -No, I wasn't. l...
Dude, you never do anything crazy. Ever.
lt's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry.
-Who said that? Who said that? -l can't move the other arm.
That's good cock, John.