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What? You're telling me she doesn't shit-talk me?
-You don't like that? -l don't eat...
-lt's just past the movie theater. -Thanks, man.
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.
(CHUCKLlNG) Hey, Becca. Looks like you had a long, nasty night.
-Oh, man. -Wow.
FELlClA: Oh, yeah, apparently there's a guy named Luis,
Not bad.
You don't. Okay.
No, I just... I spilled beer on my shirt, so then I had to...
I can't be the guy who's gonna pick you up in the middle of the night,
I'm worth the wait.
-You know, I don't mind... -Dude, if you told her to fuck off,
Anybody can shoot someone in the leg, dude.
-Yeah, lan, come on. You're being rude. -Can we do that later?
You can get a blowjob for $1 0.
That is so beautiful.
-Thank you, man. -lt's what I live for,
I don't need no trouble right now.
These friends, they don't love you
Hey, come on, Lance, I didn't mean it like... Come on, dawg.
Well, I say this Lance, he sounds like a real hunk of man.
Fuck off donut
Now, listen, these girls at Madison are gonna be fucking at a college level.
-Dylan? -Yeah. ls he here?
She's probably a guy. Some fat old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
So we were both naked in the back seat and we started having oral...
lt's a man's life.
Hey...
lan, wake up, faggot. Judge rolls in 20,
lan, it's not like that at all.
-Do you have any jacks? -Yup.
Love beef.
-Shut up! -Now, take it easy on the hair.
Said I don't care, I don't care
Watch the real theatrical version and then come back and watch this one.
lAN: Wow.
You got a fucking cannon for an arm, dude.
(SIREN WAILING)
ln the trailer.
-Hey! -Hey! What up?
(STUTTERlNG)
Rumspringa wooooo
-Tank is at a little low. Yeah, thanks. -Right.
I assume you get compensated very well for that.
On three, guys. Three, two...
What do you want me to do, you know?
And usually they have awesome tits, but not always.
l'll stake you all to the ground,
RlCK: Brandy! FELlClA: Uh-oh !
YOU SHOULD BANG HER!
Look at this fine crop of handsome fellas I got here.
Yeah, what do you guys typically...
No, thanks. lt looks like you got your hands full there, so...
I hate this vacation
-and we kind of had a moment. -Oh ! Oh, did you guys have a little moment?
Come here.
ls there a cock and balls on the front of me again?
Seriously, though. You're a fag.
We're friends so you know you're not gonna get some, like,
-That would make me so happy. -All right. All right. Fantastic! I'm doing it.
-Hold on to your pantyhose. -Okay, we gotta work on your banter,
(SINGING) 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
We gotta help him. We gotta call a vet or something.
-l don't know why you're talking about it. -You can't choose, can you?
I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
Mmm-hmm.
Whoa.
and maybe an additional tit or two.
I might as well find a phone and call Rex
Tonight, 8:00 p.m. at Big Boy.
You know you need a hug. Come on, honey.
-Are you smoking cigars now? -Yes.
The best of us can find happiness
What's going on? Something troubling you? Be a buddy.
Okay, my bad.
-Get down ! -Hey, hey, come on.
-That's gross. -You like them both, don't you?
Whats your problem bitch
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
(GASPlNG)
I mean, Lance, I really like you, but Rumspringa's over for me.
-Damn it, lan, get up... -No, no, honey. it's okay.
l'll turn the car around, I'll flip a bitch, and I'll go pork somebody. Right now.
-Teddy. -Lance, my man.
-Yeah. We'll fix it. -Wow, that'd be cool.
Let's talk seriously for a second.
-Shit. -Don't cry. We can fix it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're welcome. Sorry.
-What's up? What's up? -What's up, what's up?
FELlClA: it's so hot out here.
Look, I said we're going home. I don't want to talk about it.
Lance! Cut it out! Come on, you don't know who's in there.
Don't let that deter you from fucking him.
Lance, it doesn't work like that.
Yeah, I know. I lost a lot of weight 'cause I had the runs... The flu.
The niners being so good Hurts doesn't it?
-Bang. Yeah. -ln chicks.
Vegas in general is just... Good times.
-...Sex Drive. -Sex Drive.
Okay.
Pepper grinder!
So what's she doing in Tennessee?
No. You're funny.
-Thank you. -Welcome.
REX: You suck!
(CLANGlNG)
What were you doing in the back seat?
(LAUGHS)
-(LlSPlNG) Fucking A, chicken shit. -Fine! You know what?
BOTH: Oh !
Excuse me! Is this tragic story turning you on?
Right on.
(MOANS)
Get up there. Come on.
Yeah, we've got a lot of use for that around here.
(MESSAGE FROM YUZ PLAYING)
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
-Why? -We just do.