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-You're welcome. -Thank you, it's really cool.
Say, the boys still hanging?
You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip?
-Jesus, lan ! Not so close. -God damn it!
(GASPlNG)
Well, you look nice.
(LAUGHS)
I imagine all those weeping teenage girls outside, l need to dance.
Wait, are we talking about dudes?
I would.
It smells like Halloween.
OBJ Day
With us?
Ms. Tasty.
Why're you smiling at me? I'm serious.
Oh ! I...
As long as it's about me
(REX LAUGHlNG)
you think, like, maybe I could hang at your place this weekend?
Like I give a shit!
Come on, darling.
Joel Loser
and Wednesdays and Thursdays you're on to the balls.
(SCREECHlNG)
and I'm gonna go for veterinary medicine, 'cause that's where...
-Hey, boys. You finally made it. -What's up, Ms. Tasty?
lAN: I told you we didn't have time for this,
(LAUGHlNG)
(WHlSPERlNG) Flowing river, gentle stream. Flowing river, gentle stream.
Come on, bro. You ain't gonna kill no one.
Look, Judy, listen, I'm sorry, I'm losing you. I'm going into a tunnel.
Well, it's official, Lance, your mom's still bat-shit crazy.
-She touch your butthole? -No, no. Jesus, no!
Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador.
-l would've eaten your asshole, you know. -Really?
Hey, way to go!
If a donut was 2020 Enough said
Okay.
-Wow. -Wow.
(FAME
-All right. Now you. -No way. Forget it.
Fuck. I know you didn't take my car, lan.
Hey, Harry Potter, take you and your girlfriends out of here.
Hi, John. I didn't see you there.
-Shit! -Fuck!
Fuck! I can't fucking believe this.
(TIME TO PRETEND PLAYING)
(LAUGHlNG)
I can love you long time
Um... Knoxville, Tennessee.
Oh, please.
Coach's got me hitting the bench pretty hard.
-What's up? -Hey, do you have a phone number?
Try it.
You were right, lan. '69 Judge. You were worth the wait.
-All right. - No, now, homo.
You fixed it?
And if you do good, momma's gonna take real good care of you.
Shh !
-Give me the gun ! -Jesus, man, what do I got to do?
I was sure you were standing me up.
(I DON'T CARE PLAYlNG)
Where is he? Talk to me, dudes.
Awesome.
Nothing. I was...
And gambling. Went to Vegas once. And buttfucking.
Miss Tasty? How did you get here?
lAN'S DAD: Karen? Karen, honey? REX: You okay?
(LAUGHlNG)
You know what? You're probably right. God, you're so sensible.
-Dude, we got to go. -REX: Fucking piece of shit!
All right, boys. lt was a pleasure meeting you.
I don't know, a little hard work, fresh air, missionary position.
She made you wear the fucking costume again, right?
-And I get it, but I just... -Thanks.
-Anybody can shoot a gun in the air, dude. -l'll shoot you in the leg.
Oh ! Um... Well, there's this kick-ass cancer center there.
but you got to bury that shit way down. This is America, God damn it.
I don't think you got the plums, boy.
a genuinely wacky, zany and unrated viewing experience.
Come on, girls, let's help me get some fellas up in here.
Look, I'm sorry, okay. I don't mean to lead you on here,
Cut Man
The best of us can find happiness
-Hi. -Hey.
That's what you say about everyone.
Harsh
BOBBY JO: Whoa!
lt's not a reflection of... You're so pretty, like...
Okay. All right, sorry. You're doing so good. Proud of you.
Not up the butt
-Hi. I'm Mary. -Hi. Nice to meet you.
lan, look out!
(SINGING) Well, honey
There you are.
You know, I don't really have much...
They are fine. All right?
But, man, where am I ever gonna find another girl as cool as Mary?
MAN IMITATING SOUL SINGER: Yeah!
Ah !
You know. it's okay. You're into Lance.
(PORCUPINE JACKET PLAYING)
Maybe. But what if she's not?
-No, we're not. -Okay. You stole Rex's car.
Yeah, tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it.
Oh, fuck.
lan, come on, baby. Don't be shy.
You wanna party?
You know, sweetie, there's still time to have your boobs done
You know in all the teen unrated DVDs,
Exactly. lf someone asks you if you're a pole smoker,
What're you gonna do? Hit a girl?
As long as it's about me
You just got to stop worrying about being the good guy all the time.
Your pop's got a bombshell to drop, so ears open.
Felicia's awesome,
Yeah.
And I tell you she was gorgeous.
You like him, don't you?
I appreciate your honesty
-lt's foot cancer. -She's got a little foot cancer.
(GOT YOU PLAYlNG)
Dude, what are you talking about?
"Hey, Steve. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now."
Thank you for coming for me.
-lan. -Yeah.
-Consolation prize? -Wow! Thank you so much.
-BECCA: Say it. -You're my little donut girl.
(LAUGHlNG)
You know what? Mostly I'm disappointed. lt shows zero character.
Shit.
I don't need permission
I don't know if that's what you're going there for or...
Computers?
The pepper grinder.
-l thought you had, like, a girl in there. -Yeah, right. I wish.
And Rex did make my life hell for a while.
(SINGING) I Iike 'em all in shapes and sizes
LlNDSAY: Well, come on, lan.