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-You got... -Yeah.
Then, sport, fuck me.
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
God damn it.
l'll bet he's in there with that Amish girl and you're out here.
-What about Felicia? -What about her?
She's just gonna shit all over you. Trust me.
Oh !
-See you. -Bye.
Planets.
-Oh, baby, you know they're only for you. -Okay, cool.
And this means a lower standard of filmmaking for you,
And something about her hot, shaved pussy.
Well, let's see, Tasty.
There's no maybe. Okay? And I'm saying this as your best friend,
We've got the vision Now let's have some fun
What smells like jizz?
(LAUGHlNG)
lt smells like beef jerky. You know?
You don't know how far we have to walk. Those are your only pair of shoes.
(LAUGHlNG)
Yes. lt hurts.
Oh, my God ! You look so hot in that.
Free donuts, free coupons.
(LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL PLAYING)
When that one flaky friend says "I'll hit you up later"
Yeah, well, that's out. I was supposed to meet her two hours ago.
You can see I'm having a conversation here.
-lAN: You like that? -Did your fucking balls just drop?
(WHOOPlNG)
Now, come on, take your clothes off.
I broke the key off of our locker. I couldn't get my clothes out.
Well, it's just we've been best friends since we were really little,
EZEKlEL: So at this point, her panties are off,
(RETCHlNG)
-Do you wear thong underpants? -Do you want us to take our shirts off?
Rt @ yer D.I K
(SCOFFlNG)
(GRUNTS)
-lt's not a marathon. -lt's a sprint.
Well, he looked at me, and you should have...
You look a little different than your picture.
lAN: What? There's ants down here. FYl.
-What's up? What's up? -What's up, what's up?
She's pretty. Marry that girl.
Your grandma says she's really excited to see you.
I mean, that looks like you. Like the eyes.
That's why it's funny that we would kiss, because we wouldn't.
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
-Winnebago! -lAN: Where?
(LAUGHlNG)
I'm a little bit of an Amish floutlaw.
and then it's back to the Stone Age.
-DYLAN: Nice underpants, lan. -Snap! Dang, that was funny.
In misery
I'm just busting your balls, man. I know what the lnternet is.
What the fuck is this all about?
-Be that guy! That guy rules. -FELlClA: Sounds awesome.
-lt's about time you visited Grandma. -Yeah.
(GROANlNG)
(GRUNTlNG)
Not this time.
How was I supposed to know it was an endangered possum?
Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay?
As long as it's about me
-Dad, lan's free... -Can it, Rex.
I just... I knew you were gonna do something you were gonna regret, and l...
Chances are you'll suit me to a T
(SPLUTTERS)
(SINGING) You can't know, oh, no You can't know
Dude, take it easy. This wasn't your fault. He jumped right in front of you.
You kids need some help?
Oh ! Oh !
-All right. Thanks, little brother. -Yeah.
-lan, dude, you're working the mouth. -l don't give a shit!
다들 그렇게 흑우가 되는 거야
Hey, pick this guy up. Maybe he can show us back to the highway.
Yeah, I am.
She's in, she's in. Watch this.
-Sounds pretty good, you know. -Yeah, it sounds...
-But here you are. Look at you. -See you.
Felicia. Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
-But all I was saying was that... -Shh ! Let's see it in a large. Okay?
Goddamn it I knew it
Yeah, maybe we should.
-LANCE: He's tagging out. -Ladies!
You can just stick with my finger if you want 'cause this feels great, so...
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
You done fouled up my ride, so I'm gonna have to take yours.
-You ever had a peppermint fatty? -No. Let's have that.
Plus, more cock, like this.
Now, ball bag.
I got nothing. There's no bars. You know, it probably just needs water.
Must be the cancer talking.
Oh, my God, your head. Wait... Does it hurt? Let me see.
Nothing. She's fine. God, lay off.
She gets out of line, you pop her one?
Let the guitar scream like a fascist
What are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Leesh, that's a bad idea.
-All right. So... -Hey!
I love you guys 'cause you're awesome.
You go nuts, party for months or years till your folks start hassling you,
Back here.
Because it's really high elevation, and you can see the stars really well...
I dare you to say they taste the same
Me waiting to play minecraft
-Ron and lan want the four-one-uno. -Whatever. You guys are gross.
I mean, I got all that stuff from Friday Night Lights,
Are you sure you got the right hole?
That's what I thought.
-we spent all night on the bus... -Yeah.
I do. That's premium Felicia.