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'Cause you're awesome.
What're you, a Gap model?
How old are you?
Hey, Knievel, what say you get your bike out of the fricking road?
You know, I mean, look, you've already opened, and I could help you close.
Excuse me. Do you know where the Gap is?
Am I getting a signal?
-What the fuck are you doing? -I'm gonna take him out of his misery.
We barely make it
-That was awesome. -How the hell did you do that?
-He didn't, though, did he? -Hmm? Mmm-mmm.
lan, I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want a straight answer.
We're going to Knoxville, and you're getting your nut.
Hey, Enzo.. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
(COUGHlNG)
Hurts doesn’t it?
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
l'll be that guy. ls that what you want?
You have my phone. I didn't know... This is for you.
Burn, baby, burn
-Okay. -Okay. Wait right here. Okay.
-Yeah, no shit. -I'm dying to see Ms. Tasty.
Just shut up, Lance. Of course it's my fault.
lAN'S DAD: Karen? REX: Are you okay?
Smack you in the face with it a little bit.
lt probably wouldn't have changed
Oh, no, no, no. Ms. Tasty, please don't cry.
So, what's in Tennessee?
So, last year I was at a dance with my boyfriend.
Oh, my God.
-Bobby Jo, who the fuck is that? -BOBBY JO: Who?
(URlNATlNG)
Boy, those were the best six bucks I ever spent.
-She's still super hot. -Fuck you, too. See you.
Really?
What the fuck, dumb-ass?
Hmm... '69.
you just deny it, straight off. No pause, no farting around.
All right.
See Duane, he was there.
Um, I'll take these as well.
So you got my number. You're gonna call me, right?
Hands to yourself, O.J.
fixing other people's shit for free.
(WHOOPlNG)
-l don't play football ! -Okay.
Hey, Dibits, fuck off.
Yeah, dude. You been putting off visiting your grandma for too long.
What a punch. I think my kids are gonna be retarded.
-Listen, sir, we didn't... -You're good people.
No. Stop it. Put these back.
(ALL SHAPES AND SIZES PLAYING)
Start it over again in Mexico
-That shit does not work. -lt works on you.
-That! -That's Felicia.
She wants me to give her the D.
Bite me, I'm not your consolation prize
Go running down by your sister.
Come here, we're gonna have a talk.
Professor.
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
-LANCE: Was that you screaming in there? -l don't want to talk about it. Ever.
(SODA CAN HlSSlNG)
Drop the weapon, donut man !
and I don't want to ruin this. You know?
-Dude, where you going? -Come on.
Stow that shit in the trunk. Christ, you look like a Mexican butt-hole.
Get your shit, queer-bait! We're going home.
I might be the coolest guy I’ve bet metapokesperson
(LAUGHS)
Fucking A your mom likes lan. Look at him. He's a big, bright crimson king. Right?
-You love me. -Fine.
'cause he is just staring at me.
You should bang her
You know, I miss sarcasm. it's mostly lost on my people.
-Yeah, what's your problem, bitch? -Nothing. I'm fine.
Hey, are you sure you want to get dental work done in Floater, Kentucky?
-You guys got my stuff? -lt's gonna be a few minutes.
Oh, that was awesome!
She's only nine short hours away, okay?
You should bang her. We would.
We're just friends.
Oh, take a chance, let your body get a tolerance
-The cord's too short. -Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
You know what else?
One... No, two.
(WHOOPlNG)
-So... -Oh ! it's a funny story. I broke...
but otherwise, this is awesome.
Do you get it? 'Cause I mean, it feels like I'm teaching you to walk sometimes.
Smack her around a little bit?
-You fixed it! -Yeah.
-Thanks. -We were just banging that chick in our car.
Dad, what did you do with my helmet?
City folk are always trying to solve things with money.
Could you be my nasty girl and let me do that dirty dance with you?
You should bang her...... We would.....
What the hell is that?
-Are you bitching out on me? -No.
-How did you know that? -lt's on Russ Miller's blog.
But, please, I'm begging you, go take that girl to visit Grandma.
Fucking cock expert. Cockspert.
(BOTH SQUEALlNG)
No coaching.
My husband killed himself last Christmas.
Hey, real quick, guys, what's the story of the girl?
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
LANCE: Are you guys hungry? ls this place open 24 hours?
(LAUGHlNG) I'm fucking with you, lan. We're good, man.
Come on, get up. What are you hiding?
Great. See you.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, now he only uses the word faggot during rough sex.
do not watch this version first.
No, and I know that's a stupid thing to say. I mean, she's not even...
All set?
Check it out. it's totally working.
lAN: Wow!
LANCE: This guy's fucking dangerous!
lAN: Please, don't yell at me. I'm doing the best I can.
So I did.
Hey Ian! Try not to come back any gayer than you are now!
What's your favorite song?
That's got to count for something.
It's like razor blades
Works for me.
And maybe I'm just being selfish here, but it is not enough.
Holy shit, lan.
-All right. Okay. You good? All right. -Aw! You guys are so nice.