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Don't fucking smile at me. You know I'll knock you out of this goddamn earth.
Oh, shit, lan !
No, I don't
Let's do it.
so if you want a ride to work you better get your poop in a group.
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
...edition of...
Are you okay?
i love fixing other people's shit for free
Oh, yeah ! More of that.
Dude, that girl reeks of sex.
What're you crying about? She's like, ...wanted to be a doctor.
me
Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
Wait, I thought you took her to prom.
l've seen better.
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
lllll lllll
So she's like, Yeah, I want it, I want it.
Let me tell you something. I didn't catch your name.
Hey Ian! Try not to come back any gayer than you are now!
A hundred bucks says she has a wiener.
(ALL CHEERlNG)
No, I'm not. I'm not.
Lance, what are you doing?
You know, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby has got to be about a year old now.
Okay, so I'm gonna go out that door, and I'm gonna go have meaningless sex
-Yeah, I do. -Yeah.
-This Amish thing is a real motherfucker. -Yeah, tell me about it.
-No. No, sir, l... -l got you. I'm just teasing you, man.
Come on, baby! Open the goddamn door!
(LAUGHlNG)
if you guys want to hang there while we work on it.
and the assaulting the officer.
I don't care what you think
-Doing what? -Twat blocking.
Oh, no. I was just hoping you could slit my wrists for me quickly.
No. Lance, no! Put it back. Did you just hear him? Please.
Sugar biscuit? God, I suck at this.
(FARTlNG)
-Where do you live? -What's your address?
-So where's Felicia? -Fel-ate-cha. Yeah.
He wanted to go to his car.
-Your daughter still selling those cookies? -Yes.
So I had the best time with you last night.
(LAUGHlNG)
Yeah.
Now, I'll be with you in a few minutes, okay?
.
You fucking heifer.
Here. Strap that end down. Tight.
I got a lot of money
Burn, baby, burn
Come on, guess.
-I'm 25 years old. -l don't know what he's talking about.
-l fucking told you. -l know where it is.
-They're in my pants. -Which are?
I mean, I doubt I can hot-wire it, since I don't even know what that means.
Love will keep us alive. Just like that song. You know that song?
No, stop it, stop it.
-That's awesome. Okay. -Are you okay? Why are you in jail?
I am so proud of you !
He’s gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!
Daddy likes that!
Nice. Always classy.
Did I hear something about you wanting to borrow my car?
Just promise me you won't ever be like Lance.
Me, seeing an enemy hog as Ana.
I think I know.
Hey, guy. How'd you...
I thought me and...
Man, I don't even... I don't even know what to say here.
And then coercing my load out on to the crying face.
Shit.
You're my little brother, lan. All you gotta do is ask.
Oh, my God ! Thank you so much. Hey, I have a secret.
(CHlCKENS SQUAWKlNG)
She may be
(SNlFFLlNG)
Yeah, you know, l... Gosh, if I was really to calculate
Yeah, you think you're hot shit?
She's right across the street, Rex. She wants to do it with me and everything.
-Fucking asshole! -You're a dick!
there's a young woman here
Yeah, witness sucks!
Yeah !
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
MAN 1 : Oh, shit! You know what? We see the fake balls on the table there.
(GRUNTS)
Just ring it up, man.
lAN: How can nobody go down a road for an hour and a half?
Free love on the streets
Bye-bye.
I have a church thing tonight.
-I'm from Chicago, I mean, outside Chicago. -Are you two married. No?
Wrong.
You know, I mean, I do got a gun.
Purple Soda
What's up, Ms. Tasty?
On the... Online.
Facts Hurts Doesn’t It?
You guys should come watch.
Wake up faggott
That's right, John, and that's not all, we promise lots of additional scenes,
Well, I think you're smart, you sweet thing
Okay, twat blocking.
I don't think I could do that for real.
I just wanna nasty girl
Mr. McBroom. Ma'am. Where the fuck's Brandy at?
Are you into me?
Hey. What's the plan?
-So... -Rumspringa!
If a Donut was 2020
-That'd be nice of you. -How is she now?
-l was born barefoot. -Hey! Wait!
(MOOlNG)
(LANCE LAUGHlNG)
This coronavirus thing is a real motherfucker
Said I don't care what you think
Oh, yeah?
-Why can't you? -Well, I asked you first.
That's a weird little dude you got there.
Cocksuckers