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You know, I really feel sorry for Mary
Why did they even make this stupid road?
I don't know. Sex.
I'm not saying that you're gonna do that on my, well...
-Really? -Yeah.
-All right, just take your shirt off. -Okay, good.
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
You ever heard of Heidingspringa?!
Got you where I want you
Karen and I want you to have this, for Christmas.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
Only to find that you got the same old movie with a few extra curse words,
I mean, Christ, I'm out buying him clothes right now.
Purple Soda!
All right, well, come on, take them off.
Now, come on, man, this possum's not gonna fuck you.
-You guys are some strapping young lads. -l don't know if we're really built for that.
Then one day I got it into my head that we ought to be more than friends.
-No coaching. -What?
-Bye, sexy. -Yo, lan.
-Thank you. -We're sorry.
I mean, seriously, you wearing that, churning some butter. Sexy.
lan, look at him. There's not a lot that we can do.
(MS. TASTY EXCLAlMS)
My stomach's killing me. Tell me if you see a rest stop.
Hey, Enzo.. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now
I loved your penis on the lnternet, by the way.
Yeah, I know. But it doesn't matter. I still... I could never do that to you.
All right. Good deal. We're going to Knoxville.
Okay. Go away.
Dude, sure you can. I believe in you, you know.
but it's an impressive thing.
-That is funny. -lt's hilarious.
Hey, Kevin. Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
Yeah! Let's give it up for the AX Dancers!
-So what'd you do to her? -Hmm?
How much I think about you, no
if you felt the need to reciprocate in some way,
Hello. This is a coupon for six free... No? Okay. Sorry. Donuts? No.
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Winner! Winner! Winner!
Thank you, thank you.
-We could hit you on our way back through. -Okay.
lan, you're 1 8, and you've never had a girlfriend.
Come on, come on. I do not want to die naked.
Let me tell you something, lan. I had it something fierce.
I don't know what to...
My grandma has got some cancer.
You don't know my W/C Sup. He's gonna f*&k my ass with a roll of quarters!
Come on, we're young, and we're Amish, and it's Rumspringa.
You know what?
I'm kissing you, and I'm thinking about somebody else.
And if you don't believe that, you can suck my dick.
Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.
Come here, we're not done. Get in here.
Bite my dick, asshole!
It's gonna happen whether you fight or it not
I tell you, that was a very good year for corn.
This is a fucking written invitation to your dick from the lnternet.
Thank God.
(MY PREROGATIVE PLAYING)
Fuck you !
me
No, no, no.
There is a lot of work that needs to be done around here.
(LlSPlNG) Me? You two are fucking scheming behind my back.
And whatever you do, man, always wear a rubber. Christ.
The kid was all right, but it went to his head
Ow!
(LAUGHS)
-What's wrong? -Nothing. I mean...
Hey, lan, come give me a hand with this.
Oh, my God, lan, amazing driving. Lance, you suck!
Tasty, I got sidetracked last night.
Now, listen. I got another car coming any minute now, okay?
Rumspringa! Whoo!
Baby. Come here. Come on, now. Come on, now.
Terry, phone call.
so everyone can just stop freaking out about it.
Nothing, I just... I really like you,
Medium Coke!
to Dylan's motor-cross thing this weekend?
You can do it, lan. You can do it.
is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me,
and he has a chop shop at 5th and Crescent!
Cock sucker Al this one's for you
You got a big fattie under there, don't you?
If you're short, tall, big or small Long if there ain't no big surprises
-How'd you find me? -You ever heard of LoJack, cheese-dick?
Cyclops.
Fuck-stick, I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my shnuts.
we finally found out what's been up his ass all these years.
I could never see my family again.
-l took a wicked digger. -Yes, you did.
Yeah, me, too.
ANDY: Stop shooting our car. RANDY: lnconsiderate.
Hi. I'm Amanda Crew, professional actor.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, Goldie, scoot over.
You get vaccinated?
lan, don't do this. No, don't turn into Lance. You're a good guy.
But they're ability to open is fucking heroic.
-Merry Christmas. -Thanks.
'Cause my evil cousin is driving me nuts, so, I don't know,
Hey! Stop!
-lt's not. -No?
Paruresis. That's what they call it.
You know what? Fuck you ! I want a divorce.
Keep him safe on the road.
-I'm not talking about pity-sex. -Then what are you talking about?
Let's go! Kick it in the ass, dildo!
Oh.
That's a tough one. You love it and you're obsessed with it.
We could maybe try to write a check later on,
You got the shy bladder?
-Sometimes I just miss the world. -What do you miss the most?
No, dude, forget Felicia, okay?
That's right. I'm not afraid to hit a lady.
What're you doing under there, huh?
Yeah, real funny.
But maybe I should? Or maybe I shouldn't?
There could be a little Hitler or just a full, nasty Chewbacca.
lt's the spirit of the community around here.
Come on, Lance. Get serious.
takes and other bullshit that will make the movie way too long.
But it's complicated
-With our dicks! -Yeah, our dicks are huge.
lan, you wanna get off your duff and come over here and give Karen a hug?
Your techno music beguiles me.
(BRANDY GlGGLlNG)
MAN: Cut.
You have to stop doing that to him.
lf you value the rest of your teeth, you will shut off that pump.
You drove halfway across the country.
Oh, my God.
Leesh, you're so stubborn. Look at your feet.
I think you might be right. I think I might be getting gay.
I mean, you know, l've sort of been practicing
(POPPlNG)
Momspringa! WHOOOOO!
-Was I there? -No, come on.
Fuck that shit.
So close to giving in
I don't think that's really how it happens.
and I don't know, he's the only person I can really talk to, you know?
Hey, that girl you work with, Becca, you gonna bring her to my party tonight?
God !
No, NOW Clay Aiken
How about you just chill out, man? Be cool.
Fuckface!
it hurts doesn't it?
Oh, yeah ! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank,
lt's just got like that sour sweetness.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Jordan.
Hi.
Don't ever get married. Just an endless parade of horseshit.
Yeah? Well, who is it?