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And let December glow feel flames
Just take your fucking clothes off, asshole!
-What? -Look, you're pissing in front of everybody.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
like you can almost see your reflection in that fucking cock.
Hey, Mary!
Cuddle up.
RANDY: Where'd you come up with that?
(LANCE LAUGHS)
and I'll give you a ride home, but I don't think that... What the fuck?
As long as it's about me
-Yeah, I asked her. She said no. -Good. Dude, she's totally wrong for you.
(GRUNTS)
If 2020 was disguised as a Donut
But that Thanksgiving,
-and take it a little... -No.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met.
She's gonna live forever. Well, a long time.
(SINGING) Hey! Hey!
There's no service out here.
-lAN: Do you hear that? There's a ringing. -Your loss. it's like razor blades.
Signing off, I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
(LAUGHS)
-What? -Come on.
I'm gonna go see if Lance...
I'm just saying, you guys put in a 20-minute show,
You're really good at that. That's really wet. Two...
Just cut. Just like, shiny fucking stiff, hot vascular mushroom head.
You know, I'm a butterfly now because of her.
Fuck! She heard everything then.
Rex, I'm not gay.
-She's into you. -Yeah, no shit. Get in line.
what you'd lose if this bus couldn't have gotten back on the road,
Okay.
-Kristy, you ready, baby? -Okay.
Dude, seriously? Still? I thought you got over this shit.
And we both know what we want
So I tells my daddy, You know what? You're not the boss of me.
(LANCE GRUNTS)
(GASPlNG)
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
(SHUSHlNG)
Hurts doesn't it?
Come on, get in. Get in !
That is one of the better sets that l've seen today.
(LET'S GET IT UP PLAYlNG ON CAR RADlO)
In misery
Excuse me, do you have a pair of scissors?
Felicia. Why can't you just say it?
Fine, fine. Okay. But if any of you pervs peek,
Damn, yes.
I probably shouldn't even be talking to you but...
-l win. -Again.
When I was a girl, my best friend was a fella named Creighton McDaniel.
I mean, the opportunity to help a neighbor, that's a gift.
This is serious matter.
-Uh-oh ! -Oh !
(ROOSTER CROWlNG)
Yeah, no shit. She's always cock-blocking you.
ls that not how it happens? So tell me how it happens, expert.
You know why? 'Cause our love will dry them up.
lt actually says Purple Soda.
Blink twice if you feel you're in danger.
Fine. I'll say it.
Hey, sir. l've got something yummy for your little girl.
Brace myself and let go
Don't be so fucking desperate. Come on, be a dick. Be cool.
No. Felicia, this is different okay, because she changed me.
Lance, don't you know your little theory of People want what they can't get.
-but all you care about is your stupid dick. -lan.
-Does he have an attitude? -No, he's fucking with you.
-You won't. -What are you thinking about?
That's right. Take a seat,
(lNAUDlBLE)
Cock sucker For you Al
When Alvy says 15-20 minutes No, Now homo.
-and get this goat over to Luis. -Right.
I don't see no keys in my hands
Imma pummel his ass real good
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
I think that's real sweet.
-Must be a good living. -Yeah, we do. I mean...
I can't believe you just did that.
(SlNGlNG ALONG)
-Look at you. You're a new man. -No, I'm not.
Not one car. Can you believe it?
Suckers!
Logan, do not eat that. You will fuck up your appetite!
-Wait, I mean, you're serious? -Yeah. I'm serious. We're good. No worries.
IAN: A few weeks later, I was Felicia's date to Tiffany's wedding.
(DISCO INFERNO PLAYING)
-don't think I'm gonna carry you. -You know what? I will be fine. Okay?
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
As long as it's about me
I'm thinking maybe we head back home.
HARSH
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
Well, that is gonna change today.
We're not... She's not my girlfriend.
I wanna have his baby, he's... Whatever.
-Oh, man, it's this douche again. -You want it? You got it.
I think l'd rather stay a virgin forever than lose it on pity-sex.
lt's, you know... I mean, what is it called?
I mean, that was a lot of work.
You purchase an unrated DVD to view with your friends. Only with your friends...
(TASER ZAPPlNG)
-Yeah. -Damn.
You unlock this fucking car, or God is my witness,
So I tell him I love him.
I mean, okay, look at Andy and Randy over there.
I'm not twat... Doing that.
(KAT WHOOPING)
I'm driving nine hours. How am I not coming off desperate?
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
They're nice.
No, come on. I love that your shoes are in that tree.
-Who the fuck are you? -Holy fucking fuck-balls!
I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
Hands where I can see them.
Oh, God ! Damn it!
lan, do you know anything about fixing these old Pontiacs?
I've got to get away from here It's killing me just thinking 'bout
-Really? -Yes. Really.
That's what you say when people do nice things for you.
because her lifestyle is keeping her from being happy.
TONY BUCKETS
And I'm like, Yeah, you're a fucking Ph. D. of cock.
-Felicia, you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
What? For fuck's sake, lan, don't you watch Dateline?
Pepper grinder! Yeah.
Hi.
which is a show. it's also a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.
Shit, that boy lan don't seem like he got no balls at all.