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Oh!
that wake up in the morning and there He is.
Yo, this guy back here spit on the bus, man.
What?
Daddy, is Pamela lady your girlfriend now?
No problem. Thank you, thank you.
What?
It's just my bad breath and my garlic penis.
You've got it all wrong.
and she was like, "Whaa!"
You want us to lie to Mom about Pamela.
And He's like, "Yup."
Shut up.
How can a human being think that they know
28. You're 28
There are people in my building older than American democracy.
I... yes, I am, because you spit.