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That's all I think you can say, honestly.
But now she's gone and I miss her and it sucks.
Hello?
Do you know who the first President is...
Come on, come on.
Maybe it's your balls calling from wherever they went.
Good. So?
I think there may be a God
that you couldn't possibly make a mistake that's gonna...
it didn't work out and now you've come sniffing around me.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna kiss you now.
I have two shows tonight and I have the kids.
That's what makes sense to me.
but this is just our weekend with Dad,
What if the bus broke down right now?
"Really, that's, that's..."
Well, so, I was thinking about it.
What, no, no-no-no!
And I looked so cute!"
Women couldn't vote till 1920, how crazy is that?
No, I don't like that.
And too far is too far.
So we have this weird system of, uh, you know, men being...