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and Channel 9 News,
but says he is on his way.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor
I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kyle,
Who want some deals?
Did you know that your son is supposed to be grounded
What have you found out? The mall isn't open yet.
Kiss my fat vagina!
im lonely are you lonely? can i watch you go potty
I swear, Stan.
They're gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding.
That's right, Tom. Mall officials have said
and you know it! The fight is over, Cartman.
I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't do this!
No doubt Christmas is alive and well
Yeah, we know. We're with the wedding.
to be here this morning
[speaking Japanese]
- That's right. - He's trying to make a point.
I'll shit in your fucking garden!
Tom, the shopping frenzy is over,
Sir, sir, operations just said they need one of us
holiday shoppers are really getting antsy.
What would you say to them?
This year's ribbon cutter is, of course, George R.R. Martin,
# Wiener, wiener, wiener #
Well, the wait is over, and Black Friday's finally here.
Niles Lawton is at the scene,
# #
2 x 3 x 5 x 211 = 6330
I need to take a shit.
like...like this! We can just play with this!
We've been pitted against each other by two companies
- Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. - And keep it short.
I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.