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Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 Comedy
 

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ...

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#1
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.112
To infinity and beyond!
#2
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.104
# I will survive #
#3
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.098
(shivering)
#4
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.905
This is Sparta!
#5
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.612
you can kiss my fat ass!
#6
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.119
Well, tickle my nipples with a feather.
#7
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.612
I'll do anything...
#8
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.589
Traitoro was a... traitor?
#9
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.018
Look at me- I'm booby-feeding my baby.
#10
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.878
Never give up! Never surrender!
#11
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.600
Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even date her.
#12
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.505
I'm gonna knock your block off.
#13
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.156
Nice tomatoes.
#14
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.073
(exhales seductively)
#15
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.949
- (grunts) - (baby yells)
#16
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.687
Tell me, Mr. Bond...
#17
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.627
Adult diapers?
#18
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.501
(yelling)
#19
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.423
Attack!
#20
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.412
Boner alert. Boner alert.
#21
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.883
(hollow echo): I... am Xerxestron...
#22
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.868
Lick my snowballs.
#23
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.854
I'm about to shove my happy foot up your ass...
#24
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.636
...and surrender Sparta.
#25
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.564
Now eat my penguin asshole. (penguin farting repeatedly)