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maybe we could go for a drink
I like to rap. You'll find me very friendly.
Fuck you!
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.
So, you really guarantee
electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,
We were three weeks in and Victor wasn't breaking.
I don't know anything about an Asian guy.
Listen, tell me where you are
I just lost my family, my business,
and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?
Mission abort! Mission abort! Mission abort!
I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts.
I'm a do-er.
you happen to be on the 20th floor.
What are you looking at, you little chubby broad'?
I'll have Ernesto up in high gear in no time.
He checked himself out, against my advice.
My grandfather,
- We're gonna do this. Yeah. - We're not gonna...
That's it. That's good.
I'm giving you a private jet!
Lawn.
They've gone missing.
People's lives.
Hey, buddy.
So we had some unfinished business.
Oh, shit!
You have a lot of elderly members, sir.
I spot people for a living, when you get right down to it.
In the end,
Why?
And get up off your ass!
Don't do that right now, please. Don't.
trust me.
Hell, yeah!
Would you pass me a roll, please?
I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.
Prepare to neutralize the target.
Not more. Just not the less I was used to.
You look nice.
Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids?
But if you had to do it, you would adapt.
You know?
it hurts.
The evil ninja weightlifters? Those are the guys?
Well, press the button!
I know that! I was joking. Come on!
This is a United States court order
A shame sandwich with a side order of shit!
And now we're doing security for a, um...
I'm Dr. Lowenstein,
We all start out equal,
I guess you could say He's my role model.
Manipulator of manipulators.
Because I work hard! I do work fucking hard!
I'm just Randy, man.
Didn't you say that your friend kept athletic supplies
And you're not here, bro!
Delta Force could do a mission like this in probably 53 seconds.
Yeah.
You spend most of your day at a desk?
We went out on it five or six times.
And I want no part of this. You're on your own.
to become a movie star.
Shit, he's coming, he's coming!
I recently got married
"SH". They say truth is stranger than fiction.
Don't be a little bitch. You gonna man up?
You need to be more positive, Paul.
Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?
It's kind of hard when you got a record.
My goddamn half-Colombian, half-Jew temper.
Paul, just run him over.
You have to do whatever it takes and have no fear.
Let's go, we got shit to do.
No. No! Not...
Busy day!
Yo, we thought it was the same car. It looks exactly the same.
but it's all homos and housewives.
Holy shit! What the fuck?
It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.
Press the star key, press the six and press the nine!
We've connected these people to the bodybuilders you were talking about.
they can come up and bite you in the ass.
I'd love to get jacked.
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.
No, no, no. No, not you. Not you. I'm so sorry.
Om Dan... Oh!
and home of the second chances.
Oh, yeah? Where?
Not one word.
I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.
I'm a self-made man, Dennis.
I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day
Everything's under control. You better fucking man up.
This isn't that kind of story.
Why should I hire you?
Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,
Things aren't working out too good at the church.
Look at this! Go, push it! Fucking push it!
Maybe the real reason I'm here
Thanks, man. She's a big girl, you can't handle it.
Fuck!
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,
"I don't want you to see the board."
Kiss
I'm guessing you're looking at
I fucking work!
Ya
My American dream was finally coming true.
Funny, I left South America because there was too much kidnapping.
Hey, baby doll.
Yeah!
before he could get anything, which means
All right? That's gonna lead them to you.
Get the bitches on the boat. Okay? We got to go.
Come on, come on!
That was mine.
Well,
Hey.
And I didn't have any warrants in Florida.
- Okay. - Danny tells me I'm with you now.
I'm not gonna let him do that to you.
Secret Agent Sorina needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.
They kidnapped Kershaw, they tried to kill him.
You ever just get tired of being where you are, Adrian?
Best Friend Magic
For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,
You walked in that door, you were 28pct body fat,
And we can take it. You know why?
Free membership for strippers. Delicious.
while you grow long sensitive ears
So you should get your ass out here right now
It smells awful back here.
Ninja style.
Maybe I will.
It's a gift.
Damn it! Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor?
Check.
that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
but I may as well open it while I'm here, right?
you wanted to be six.
But as it turns out... In the water!
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!
They take it on the chin,
Patriot Two?
Come on!
Oh, my God, I love him!
So you stand here in my friend's house
And now you want me to solve your problems
Shoots out your ass in taxes though, right'?
Paul, Is he dead?
Ah...
Finger three,
You probably just have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.
Yeah.
All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?
suggests that you are nicer than they are.
Well, catching fish is fine.
Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.
Ow!
It’s a piece of 9085 crap!!
Oh, yeah... Look at that...
Hey. Yo.
Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?
- Hey! - It was nice meeting you.
Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.