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You can do this, okay? Start the car,
Holy shit.
You do remember your high school days, don't you?
I was clean for nearly a year.
Look at you.
But I did. I break guys for a living.
Finger three, make America a better place.
We were dancing and having such a good time
Old Cutler Cove.
And so is this.
Back!
- Tell me. - No!
Where the hell is he? You've got to be fucking kidding me!
I ain't making no more tacos!
It's a steroid-induced impotence.
Gives the client security and a little extra help
Where did you get that dog?
You won't remember his face. You have to.
It took a lot of balls to come in here.
So I don't have a move?
Are you serious?
- Get down!
Well, I've been working in the penis industry for 19 months.
was in United States.
What the fuck did you do that for?
and his penis don't work, okay?
This way. Follow the officer.
Now, come on, you're growing.
Thank God I left her!
Get a forensic unit here right away.
Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping.
- All right, cleaning supplies. - Check.
My money! My money.
There's a white lady in there
Lawn supplies, huh?
All the latest stuff. Want to start out with some curls?
Looks like he killed the dog.
I love purple.
Because if you're willing to do the work,
Look at you, already improving the place.
Okay, let me explain to you about your face.
- Squat? - More like five.
Sweetie pie, are you deaf?
Mmm.
- All right, big man. - All right, brother.
Do-er! Do-er! Do-er! - I'm a do-er!
We, like, treat it here all the time.
Me?
George Lucas' Writing Team
The key to repeat business...
Where's your wife now?
Because she's the best dirty talker in the business.
I trust you.
I thought he had to be dead.
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.
I'm gonna shit in his bathroom. That's what I'ma do.
Well, either you're dumb or blind, but that's fur.
they sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia.
Do me a favor, okay?
Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.
I've been here before. And I'm not proud of this.
Fuck!
bring him out right through the front door,
A Colombian plus torture equals bad news, Ed,
burn my fucking hair off,
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!
"PAUL". I was trying so hard to be good.
You said no violence.
We're looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate
until I can get this worked out.
Come on, which one are you?
I threw them all out.
and you can't ask for more than that.
You're good.
"PAUL". This plan was just practice.
Is this all for me?
And we thought we were gonna have to cast in London.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I can triple my investment in three months?
Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.
First watch?
- Grab her arm. - What are you doing?
I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own.
Target time in five seconds,
One problem. He's got a live-in maid,
I need you to sit down right now and listen very carefully.
No bad violence!
When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due?
Ass wipe!
- That is so hot! - No, no, no, no, no.
Well, what they did to you is un-American.
Im not gonna tell you Muda muda muda
Abort mission abort mission abort
but she doesn't exist, so...
You want some? We could be tittie brothers.
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.
And I'm sober.
I'll call you later to set a meet.
Répido!
I'll be your stepfather in about a week.
I'm praying.
And it sucks!
Team Jesus!
But with a shot of an engorgital
but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.
That pool's a very slippery surface
any money to leave town with,
I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,
you know, if it seems like it would be fun to you,
- I'm coming for you. - Come on, baby.
I was born in Bogota', grew up in New York City.
Daniel Lugo. Write it down.
I see guys like you my whole life.
You hear me, Victor?
making a really nice cherry pie.
and I got upset and he fucking fell.
'Cause that's some straight-up gangsta shit.
- Oh-oh! - Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.
You touch her, I'll fuck you up!
Sick.
I hang at the house. Got a hot Cuban housekeeper
Oh, well, I'm, uh... I'm over at Miami General.
What happened to the Kershaws?
This is delicious.
in Jerusalem.
But don't worry, we can change all that.
Oh, shit! No cash!
Hey, guys. You like it?
Don't make Pepe suffer.
I made a deal with a friend of mine.
- You ready to sign now? - No!
I feel kind of just like shit, John.
He said no one would get hurt. They hurt Pepe.
One time in Hong Kong, I had to live for a week in a tree.
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.
"SH". Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorba!
Here we get a clear view of our entry point.
a diversionary fistfight in the hall.
When he does, we'll get him.
Well, some people are pussies.
And anybody could gain access to your room.
Nice.
This could be a wake-up call, buddy.
The only guy he talks to is the guy who pays for his room.
Lawn and garden supplies.
- I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.
He said he was going to sign the papers,
we're safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates.
Why so sad?
Okay? There are bad guys out there
rayen la trab7ek we rabi yjebhalik
we should be able to do it in about 40. All right?
I don't just want everything you have.
- Yeah.
This shit's my new best friend.
You have any money here in the States?
My favorite neighbor.
- Oh, John? - Yeah.
Fire!
Then we give you bus money and you're off the team.
Muuuustard on the beat hoe!
to some fucking weightlifter!