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you seem like a really good guy, okay?
Walk sideways through doors.
You talk to your mommy, you bitch?
Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?
Oh! Shit!
So, you're from Colombia originally.
You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!
Get the bitches on the boat
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot
Really? When's the last time you injected?
I was Miss Bucharest.
Goddamn! My shit stopped working.
No, I don't... I don't know.
And when I get to heaven,
What do you think of the new guy?
No matter how it gets there, your John Hancock shows
Sun Gym did triple its membership.
and that's where they get strong.
19...
Those injections expensive, Doctor?
She'll be fine.
I'm big!
and I did, and I gave her two shots,
Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?
It's not "incontinental," you moron. It's "incontinent."
You have such beautiful hair.
Comes a day for just about everyone when A
He's going to die anyway.
"PAUL". Wow. That felt good.
They forced chocolate liqueur down me!
But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.
The old back's fine.
you should pray for $500
It was warm. It had beaches.
Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother
You can do that shit all day in prison
- There's some more!
Is that breast milk?
Yes! Bang me harder!
Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start.
I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...
Hey, Paul?
I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.
Patriot Two, you got first watch.
- What's the combo? - 32, 19, 22!
Hey! Victor Kershaw just called my office!
We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed.
She gets off at noon.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, it's a beauty. It's a zero-turn model, right?
So, what?
I need you downstairs, okay?
and, I guess in a way, so am I.
Whisking you out of the country!
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.
I think he lifted weights to try to compensate
Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two.
She's out of your league, bro
Huh?
I'm going to get you so jacked.
All right, next...
when really you're going to kill me.
I'll think of something, all right?
We got to 9°!
- Unreal. - What a fucking cocksuck.
Would you help me... Help me escape?
This is a straight-up kidnapping, that's all!
Mmm-hmm.
Please, tell me.
When a client doesn't feel the same way,
You know what happened? Nothing!
Hey. police, Stgp!
Well, you don't think it was strange
This is a very unique situation.
Tomorrow we get our prize.
That baby's 20% off!
who I know for a fact tried to finger bang
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.
All fucked up.
But after a few years,
This is a case of delusional alcoholism. It's not uncommon.
To betray that is to betray everything I believe in
I think the visit from the police scared him.
I should know, okay. I work for the government.
You fucking motherfucker!
to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos
Sixty-five! Look, 66!
"PAUL". It was what I thought it was.
No! No!
You hungry'?
Maybe I did, though.
I'm looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.
You put on his fucking seat belt?
- Jonny Wu says that. - Yeah. I v commercial.
Yeah. Shut the door, please.
Do you know, this is the real reason I approached you.
I'm going to chop that fucker right off.
- into that fucking backhoe! - Do it.
I just need a little trim.
Oh, no, no, it's not just that!
His story's true. Your guys went to sleep on it.
Nobody. I mean, well, fucking assholes do.
every asset you had.
Come on, give us a few moans.
Any questions?
You look like shit… Really? I feel like I look great!
about pectoral muscles?
Can I see you in the office for a minute, John?
You give and you get back a hundredfold.
We did it.
Tell me why the fuck you said that!
Can you lift this?
You don't have a fucking dime.
"PAUL". It's like the Bible says...
I'd never been a crimer.
and she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills.
Busted my ass,
And for God's sake, help me!
Come on, come on, come on.
Michael Corleone didn't become the Godfather by folding towels.
Well, they shouldn't be, because there's a fucking head in between them.
Because if she does,
just get Mrs. Kershaw.
Lord God, this place is depressing.
regarding fitness and America.
One very large burnt dildo,
What is this about? Who the fuck are you?
It's called pain and gain, Rusty.
Right here!
I made a mistake.
That was great!
Never call bad guys!
they need to be witnessed by a notary public.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
but the only way he's gonna do it
From racism. No, it was a cement truck.
We got no homos in this gang, right?
and the IRS can't touch it.
A big music video director
Drop the bag! Drop it!
All right, good. And if you bachelors like girls,
He blew his whole cut, now he wants to do another job.
Hey! Officer!
That Yorkshire's about $1,250 if it's a purebred.
You got a pencil?
Why was he telling me I was buff?
I can't do right now. I just got out of prison.
- No way! - No, this is your house.
and roughed up by a group of bodybuilders.
- Seventeen. - All right, no, no.
Are we alone?
After a couple months with us, you won't even recognize yourself,
Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.
I think he fell or I pushed him or something.
A hospital is a very public place.
was show Richard Gere her pvsda
No, I can do it. I can do it.
You're dropping the fingernails.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Hey, I have a... Calm the fuck down.
- Frank? - Yeah, baby!