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Look, we wish we didn't have to go there, but, uh,
We were going to rock it. We didn't find Kershaw's obit.
was what everyone else had.
If you want to rap, my door is always open.
The way to prove yourself is to better yourself.
But Mr. Kershaw is overseas in Europe saving elephants.
We're so much better when we wing it.
I am in the middle of a superset.
and you'll find out how to be a do-er!
about the safety deposit box?
Well, if I believe I deserve it,
Oh, thanks, Father.
he signs a few signatures,
"you pussy son of a bitch?"
That's why when these 'roids kick into
Mmm.
I'm having some trouble with it myself.
but this is a complicated venture, okay?
It's sickening.
I need to read the manual.
- What did you do? - It was an accident.
Need to push that Lambo into the swamp, bro.
What happens now?
You walked in that door, you were 28% body fat,
Urn... Somebody!
get a chopper, ASAP
I don't see no fur in that nonworking chainsaw.
For I used my superior intelligence
It'll make you great, man!
rayen la trab7ek we rabi yjebhalik
What if I told you there's another basket
We're going multi-continental on this thing, okay.
- Are you really going to do that?
You should never wear yellow, pal.
But really,
All Julia Roberts had to do
that there's no monster under there.
And you fucking hit him with a weight?
with one fucking swing!
"PAUL". Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?
He never worked this hard in the gym.
I'm just going to put down "using."
You look like shit…
Oh, funny thing, when a man's blindfolded,
I cannot deal with your incompetence! What the fuck?
And Pablo Escobar was a florist. Come on.
Seven Seas Motel.
He picked me, he picked me.
Yes. 100,000.
You would reach down deep, right?
Which one are you, playboy?
It's my shift, bro. Go home.
Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on here?
I know.
There is life after death.
And I've been to prison.
We've got that basket under 24-hour watch.
about to get cleaned the fuck out.
All right, so what's the minimum investment?
You don't put on a seat belt, you'll hurt your face
- Who's that? - Kershaw.
Adrian, do something about this rug.
It doesn't feel real good when Mickey D's tells you
obsessing over pectoral muscles.
Got my chip and everything. That was a proud moment.
Victor?
I was so sick of Jonny Wu.
so he'd help me.
Well, you're the one who said we didn't have time to stop for gas!
Oh.
Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.
You got the wrong BMW?
We own it, we guarantee it. You're in ground-floor entry.
That would be great.
Please believe me,
But this being broke shit's got to stop, man.
You guys look so sweet.
We're gonna move on your porn king.
The Sun Gym Gang has successfully acquired
I don't think you're a hard worker.
And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God.
- I don't believe a word he said. - Mmm-mmm.
No, someone else sitting in your seat.
every asset you had.
- Right? - Huh.
Yeah, he loved your boat.
Okay. it won't happen again. I understand.
Can I borrow it?
Big slut.
My son...
Oh!
I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.
Well, what about their fingerprints?
- Do not move. - Let me see your hands.
Block him in.
Grill these fingerprints off? Are you nuts?
Yeah!
Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.
Oh, my.“ You ever suck a pregnant woman Rifle'?
I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.
- or just, like, soy milk? - What?
Go to church or whatever you do.
Now, come on, let's do the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.
Paul?
It's called "Vanilla Fella."
My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.
Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.
Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.
baseball-sized anal beads found in the back of your car.
I'm gonna head-butt you and knock you out, okay?
Eventually, they found the barrels and bodies,
I'm a dead man.
They're like little edible penises.
I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.
But the problem is, sometimes the monster is there.
- What? - Is that breast milk?
I love that guy. All right, let's hit the chest press.
Mmm-hmm. Dry humping.
What's the maximum investment?
Then he got upset, then he fucking said something else
Give me that thing.
What kind of work do you do, Ed?
My offshore stuff is just
- I don't know if you've heard... - Oh, I've heard...
To maximize results.
Well, it's simple.
When Yunng sees Kurt out in the wild Just run him over?
Wait a second. Is that all I get?
Three million dollar house,
to make me look like I'm kind of Uncle Juan
learn from their mistakes, double down and do it.
Open the frickin' gate, man!
were trying to re-kill me,
Especially the ones who are trying to kill you!
When the lads spot a 10/10 by the pool
I... Ed;
Get a chopper, ASAP.
Get some paper towels, damn it!
All right, down, down, down! Just... There, there, there!
I misjudged.
I don't dance,
Don't call him Pepe like you were in the sixth grade together.
Get the gate!
Use your elbows, you little pussy!
Penis magic.
It's got one of the best decks around.
In Hebrew, it means "Beloved of God."
I agree. You don't need all this Kumbaya shit.
It just shot out of my ass!
You know, you're like a three-year-old!
I am furious!
Don't they feed you at home, chunky trunks, huh?
When you need to watch the prisoner Until the guard arrives
And that's a recipe for injury.
I was hoping maybe you could show me around.
At first, the evidence was mostly circumstantial,
Trust between a trainer and his client
Now if we're gonna roll, we're gonna chase tail,