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I mean, I didn't hate him.
- Cash? - Cash.
Come on!
- This didn't surprise you. - No.
I still have no idea what you're talking about right now.
This phone's going to cost you $43.
attempted extortion, theft,
Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.
What a dick.
Not one single person.
This is going fucking perfect!
Fuck!
I knew I assembled the right crew.
but we don't have a boat, so we're going in by land.
I'm going to go with "no."
That's a new house record!
in the history of the United States...
You know Jonny Wu, too?
Do you know who you're fucking with?
You thought I was lying.
I'm looking to close my account.
We're going to walk on this. They ain't got no proof.
- Why do you want to do this?
- All right? - Okay.
Eagle is on the move.
Uh-oh.
This was the longest and most bizarre trial in Dade County history.
- My pal, Dick... - Yeah.
It's Eldad.
- You're gonna do this with us. - I'm not.
Well, I was hoping you could transfer some property.
were totally undocumented.
- Perfect. - Get the gas can now!
lap dancing the day away.
I'm in the CIA.
Hands up! Hands up!
I did make it a muscle mecca.
What? No.
He could ID me.
Pepe?
Maybe a little.
we got to do it my way, okay?
You know what?
forge somebody's signature and take all their shit.
So you do it with smoothies, like, fruit smoothies,
I need you to secure and maintain a profile.
You're going to tell me. Get him up! Now!
I know I feel more snug and secure than I've ever.
India alone has a billion people as of the last census.
Now grill those fucking hands. Now.
Fuking crackhead
But I'm not going backwards.
Is that a question?
Put that fucking thing away now!
and a designated representative
God, I can't believe this!
and gave me my own private training session.
"Why'd you call me an amateur?"
Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!
This is my adopted country. I'll die for it.
Okay, seriously, you're gonna love this, all right?
Got to get a pump, though.
because we's only gonna need three.
I say it because I care. I'm just trying to be a friend.
You want me to have sex with him?
and hung like dry cleaning,
I know! Okay?
If I don't triple your membership in three months, I will quit.
Sorry, boss.
Dick.
It’s a 9085 piece of crap!!
- Please! - Shut up!
Off the job.
In our own corner of the American dream,
You know, I, uh, I actually thought that Stryper broke up.
This is from your trip to the gym, isn't it?
and I wanted to stay un-dead,
Dibs.
You can't do that. That's so illegal.
Believe me, it's a starter.
a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.
Sometimes God just fucks up your order
You know what? You're right.
- That's the gospel, yeah!
Your cells remember where it hurts
Sorry. Classified information.
in the rectum of the Third World.
The Bahamas don't exactly sweat your paperwork
- You're a fucking genius. You did it!
Well, around here, we call that a problem.
but don't tell me you're taking me to the airport
"Come to me, all who are weary,"
Not normal stuff.
Victor had a point.
Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.
Trying to see who you really are.
Okay, take care.
Here. You take it.
Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!
with long, lazy days full of golf and fishing.
for wrong actions to justify a good end.
Me about to head out for a dinner party
I know what I did was wrong
Call Daniel!
When I was young,
His blood alcohol's up to his ears!
What's going on is this dude seems to think
Now I'm the guy at the bar?
Thereby guaranteeing
Hang in there, buddy.
I know what it's like to think you killed somebody.
May cause anxiety, aggression, seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...
We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.
You smell like a Cuban stripper.
What the fuck? He was right here!
Uh, Monday?
And he follows this beautiful woman, you,
And that was wrong.
Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?
He was a big-hearted motherfucker
We are taking down these scumbags simultaneously.
You know my associate, Paul?
- Give me a whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop!
and allow me to go free today.
Oh, sure.
Snatch that cabbage patch
Two 750 cc breast implants.
Not everyone is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
They got my toe, Danny!
and get to blue point two within five seconds.
No, I'm not nuts, Paul.
HELP
I see it. I see the emotion,
This all began because it was time to push myself harder.
Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.
Listen, Danny,
- Hello? Kershaw residence. - No, no,
and it looks like blue skies and clear sailing.
What do we got? Description again?
I'm doing you a favor!
No, you did it.
Best move I ever made was marrying Cissy.
And she tells no one. Especially la policia.
Grab that fucking crazy bitch!
here in his warehouse?
'Cause your whole life disappears down a bunny hole,
Robin's going to be home in a few hours.
NO kidding? Oh, I like that place.
You should take a break.
Hey.
in a location like this, would be through the water,
Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.
Look, Victor. Victor.
- You're the Jesus guy. - I am.
You mean my boat?
Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
What the hell?
Hit me! Hit me!
and we're relocating to San Juan.
If there's pee on the policy,
Honey, I had to grab her ass. Look, I was the rapist!
For who's ever gonna do the investing.
Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.
- thank you. - Yeah. Right away.
It's like a snatch-and-grab.
but you know what I really don't like about weights?
- and talk a little business? - Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
No, resale of medical devices is a big business, man.
And I am a hard worker! And it will never happen again.
You should be!
Hands behind your back.
I got somebody here that wants to meet you!
Reuben'? Come here. Is that you?